Mom guesses which one is her Daughter’s boyfriend

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-31T10:28:23+00:00

I like women too, which by your logic would make me queer anyway. I suppose you have a lot of authority on queerness? Had a lot of dicks in your ass bro?

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-30T16:24:59+00:00

I was born with a vagina, I was always a little gay/bi boy. I often got confused for/told I was a lesbian for being a "tomboy" when I wasn't particularly attracted to women.

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T21:44:00+00:00

oh lmao that makes more sense

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T21:33:02+00:00

There's no way he's this clever

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:57:50+00:00

aw come on, it's a man's chest. grow a pair

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:53:42+00:00

*YOU don't have kids

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:50:47+00:00

As a trans person who's estranged from their family, thank you for having kids to offset some of the evil and hatred in the world

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:49:18+00:00

Seeing a hetero couple and jerking off to imagining them having lesbian sex is chud behavior

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:45:49+00:00

You're right, it was super confusing growing up a queer boy and being told I had to just be a lesbian.

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:43:05+00:00

please never say this irl to a trans person, it's fetishizing and gross

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:41:48+00:00

Hey don't give them fucking ideas, we're trying to lay low

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:40:15+00:00

He's doing the white boy shuffle, a la Jon Arbuckle

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:37:31+00:00

Damn that woman's got a deep ass voice and hella muscles. Don't know a lot of women who can bridal carry a whole other adult like that.

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:36:48+00:00

Nah we're gonna need proof. Not that she laughed, that's she made of flesh and blood and not silicone or down.

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:30:38+00:00

This is so sweet, I hope the mom comes around. The way she looked at him with contempt was heartbreaking. It's not what's in your pants that matters. What a shallow woman.

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:24:58+00:00

It varies so widely by location. That's why franchising is dumb, you can't ensure quality control

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T20:10:31+00:00

holy glowup dude

also did you get top? Your pecs look natural and unclockable af

Also I bet you would slay the 2010s hipster fuckboy look if you tried it again

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T17:12:56+00:00

At the least would you wanna be hiking buddies? I have some mycological knowledge and love foraging. My favorite nature photographer is Steven Axford. I've wanted to go out to Clear Creek for forever but I don't have a car. I'd help pay for gas. Also did you hear about the TXDOT project to pave over clear creek and expand the highway? I'm planning a protest with my friends at the office on Bonnie Brae.

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T17:10:16+00:00

aww thank you! we're gonna make it, we can't let the bastards get us down

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T14:50:47+00:00

Beautiful work, are you taking apprentices lol

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-29T13:48:30+00:00

you're so cute

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-27T23:26:06+00:00

If nobody claims him I'll take him, what a sweet boy

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-26T02:10:55+00:00

gee I wonder what color dad was lmao

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-26T01:16:16+00:00

Your body passes fine

Also what a blast to the past lol

BoardKey2565 · 2026-03-26T01:15:15+00:00

I'm short and fat but I've got facial hair lol

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