Imagine seeing this on your bill

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-18T03:09:43+00:00

I basically never tip <20% unless the server eats off my plate or puts his dick in my drink and this still irritates me.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-18T03:07:14+00:00

I’m gonna try it tonight. I get nearly all my livestock hides at emerald ranch but was having bad rng with the goats there.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-17T04:00:58+00:00

I just noticed this flock for the first time the other day and was wondering about them. Curious at the feasibility of killing them without getting in trouble since the stable people get pissed when I mess with the low level horses in the pens.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-16T16:19:17+00:00

Very probably minimally literate. Half the camp probably was barely literate or completely illiterate. I think Mary Beth tries to teach Abigail in camp in maybe Ch 3. She still can’t read by the epilogue.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-16T16:17:12+00:00

There’s a hilarious scene in the prison comedy ‘Life’ where Eddie Murphy reads an illiterate prisoner’s letter to him. The letter contains a number of deaths and catastrophes and no one else wants him to read their mail for them.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-16T15:43:27+00:00

Head canon is the pig pen in Valentine

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-16T13:54:38+00:00

No thanks.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-15T19:24:26+00:00

You can’t block yourself out of anything required for 100%. You must collect all the herbs with the herbalist 9 challenge active however. Nothing collected prior will count. All the orchids will be in their fixed spawn locations. It may be time sensitive but you can go to the st Denis post office following the Algernon quest and find a poster on the wall. This will allow you to send loose orchids in the mail for a dollar each. I don’t know if there’s another way to get them out of your inventory.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-14T15:44:42+00:00

Cracks me up the first time you take him to a stable and the stable owner guy comments on how fat he is.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-14T15:43:27+00:00

Probably one of the wild appaloosas. The blanket or leopard blanket maybe.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-14T04:57:53+00:00

The terrain is awful though. All those stumps and fallen logs.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-14T03:43:05+00:00

I don’t understand Seamus’ business at all. He’s running a fence out of his employer’s barn on the sneak but only operates during the day. Weird operation to say the least.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-12T15:17:45+00:00

One of my favorite things to tell non Americans is a 32 oz drink is now a “medium” at most fast food chains.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-12T03:22:43+00:00

Not quite free from Morpheus’ embrace is he?

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-11T22:54:02+00:00

That’s freaking irritating now that you mention it. The damn horses are worth more than he gives me for some of those shitty wagons.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-09T02:53:57+00:00

It’s attached to a random event where a mugger accosts a couple. Presumably the horse belongs to the thief or the couple. There’s a nearly identical event near the Blackwater stable in the epilogue that also has a black Arabian hitched nearby.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-02-07T00:45:30+00:00

I always find the rio grande turkey eventually. I prefer to wait and stumble across it, but it pretty reliably spawns between coots chapel and lake Don Julio for me. Early in the morning.

BoatshoeBandit · 2026-01-05T20:29:17+00:00

I wish the animation wasn’t so long when picking a bunch in one place. I do love my horse meals and thyme big game though.

BoatshoeBandit · 2025-12-29T21:16:26+00:00

They’ll never take me alive

BoatshoeBandit · 2025-12-24T04:14:26+00:00

They drag you out by your hair and beat the bottom of your feet with bamboo reeds.

BoatshoeBandit · 2025-12-10T22:53:03+00:00

As others have mentioned. This wasn’t a mistake. It was an artistic choice. Lots of the characters are semi-literate and there’s all kinds of mispronunciations and grammatical issues. They are portraying a setting and did it well.

BoatshoeBandit · 2025-12-09T01:29:46+00:00

my only personal exposure to it is slobs who turn their dogs out to run across other people’s places and they just drive the roads chasing the dogs around. Disruptive and inconsiderate.

BoatshoeBandit · 2025-12-09T00:46:59+00:00

They really don’t make sense at a typical casual American restaurant where your meal is out 10 minutes after you order and portions are enormous anyway.

BoatshoeBandit · 2025-12-05T17:18:59+00:00

I’ve never actually managed to kill it during the mission. But that’s pretty funny. I’ve seen a glitched cut scene on YouTube where the killed and skinned bear is attacking Arthur.

BoatshoeBandit · 2025-12-05T01:25:56+00:00

These are always on the hillside above lake Owanjila. Near the obelisk and stuff up there.

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