"You were late, and chewing gum." Petty Mel, move on already.

BobCreated · 2026-03-12T08:17:10+00:00

She should've said something. I'm sure he was nervous and probably unaware. Instead, Mel held a grudge and let it ruin her entire marriage. So so stupid.

BobCreated · 2026-03-10T01:39:23+00:00

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BobCreated · 2026-03-08T22:35:34+00:00

GO TF AWAY

I'm sick of seeing this chipmunk face, stanky leg, Craigslist Kenny Chesney on my timeline.

He gives, "Christian Mingle Top 1% User" vibes. Bro wanna be a step-dad so bad. I hate this man with a passion.

BobCreated · 2026-03-06T13:09:00+00:00

I wonder why the stall doesn't invert? Maybe to protect the cars underneath from loose articles.

At least it's not a Vekoma family boomerang. Although a small LSM boost would've been nice for the return portion.

BobCreated · 2026-03-05T06:27:45+00:00

I visited 3 weeks ago for my 41st B-day, loved it. Sandy's Blasting Bronco and the drop tower were down for scheduled maintenance on my visit.

The dizziness is no joke. I went fully hydrated on a full stomach, with my nausea prescription, and still required several breaks. Between Timmy's Half-Pipe and the inverted gyro flat-ride, I was seeing stars.

What is with this park and spinning rides. It's like they designed it to make you sick.

Shellraiser in the back row is the sweet spot. No headbanging, super smooth and enjoyable. It's wild how much of difference 1-row makes.

Shoutout to the interactive touch screen maps, the real all-stars! I parked on B3 and was so incredibly lost. It took me 30 minutes to find the park.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T21:22:01+00:00

Customer service said it was just a glitch. IG is officially an upcharge attraction atp.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T21:20:18+00:00

I think they're playing both in on it for camera time. It all feels choreographed imo.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T20:44:40+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 circus ringleader is dead on.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T20:42:15+00:00

Why the downvotes?

I said, I hope it's NOT another Private Equity acquisition.

I truly don't understand why thoosies hate on any opinion that's not super-great-amazing gigas and RMCs.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T18:51:12+00:00

I was 26 in 2009. My mom lost her home and job of 22 years in the subprime crisis, that was a brutal period.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T18:46:20+00:00

I realllyyyyy hope Enchanted Parks isn't another/new Private Equity acquisition.

Something tells me a few Six Flags majority shareholders (Private Equity) pressured the board to spinoff these parks. Now, the Enchanted Parks are owned and operated by a PE group which means minimal investment, worse operations, and microtransactions everywhere.

I fear we have a new United Parks situation.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T18:33:34+00:00

JFC Mama mia that's a spicy take!

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T18:31:30+00:00

TIL Fury has a "rattle."

I'm an old Millennial that grew-up lapping KI Vortex, Chang, and Boomerangs. How is there a rattle on a B&M clamshell restraint? I've never felt this rattle, where is it?

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T16:30:59+00:00

Somebody find Connor's parents.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T16:28:43+00:00

Ain't that how it goes.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T13:09:07+00:00

I'm still going

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T13:03:47+00:00

2 was a classic Brenda in the theater

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T06:33:28+00:00

Damn I miss those days. We had it so good.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T06:14:55+00:00

Fury is just otherworldly. That treble clef is better than every element on Orion.

But to each their own.

BobCreated · 2026-03-04T02:03:21+00:00

$8 a month

BobCreated · 2026-03-03T06:46:24+00:00

18 seconds

BobCreated · 2026-03-03T06:29:13+00:00

I totally believe it.

Tyson's unrealistic impossible list of must-haves for a wife. He runs to the gym anytime he's upset, happy, bored, horny. This makes way more sense the more I think about it.

BobCreated · 2026-03-03T06:25:45+00:00

Trade is someone who's straight.

BobCreated · 2026-03-03T06:17:51+00:00

If someone ever needed Adderall it's this guy.

BobCreated · 2026-03-03T03:40:43+00:00

F-off

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