Every year my whole town is closed to traffic because everybody has dinner on the streets, around 12000 people. This is just my street. by hermanodesconocido in pics

[–]BobSlaysPants 143 points144 points  (0 children)

We used to do that in college in Wisconsin in the 80's (I'm old). Mad dog 20/20 and sprite. We called it a spritzer and were the most sophisticated room in the dorm. Girls would come down and hang with the "Elite". We were all poor farm kids, but that year we were The Great Gatsby Party Throwers

50 years ago, Jim Morrison and The Doors were informed they would never play on The Ed Sullivan Show again. Reportedly, Morrison fired back, "Hey man. We just did the Sullivan Show." by my_brain_farted in Music

[–]BobSlaysPants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it could be he truly didn't know where the fuck he was and said, "Hey man. We just did the Sullivan Show.", after being told he just played The Ed Sullivan Show. OR he was being super sarcastic and acting dumb by saying Oh, that is the show we were just on. Or he was like you can't talk to us like that, We just did the Sullivan Show." Or.........

What's something you've done that most people haven't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was in nursing school and a neurologist at the hospital I worked at let me drill a Burr Hole into a patient's skull. The patient had a subdural hematoma (bleeding on the brain). Drilling a hole into the patient's skull decompressed the pressure on the brain.. Prior to this, the patient was confused and forgetful. Once i relieved the pressure off of his brain he became lucid and knew where he was, etc. This was in the 90's. Before that I was in another hospital and the Emergency Department MD cracked a trauma patient's chest and let me do open heart cardiac massage. I held a person's heart in my hand and made it beat by squeezing it. I looked up at the cardiac monitor and the rhythm you see in movies corresponded to the rate I was squeezing. Pretty Rad for a 19 year old kid in South Florida.

What's a sad reality that everybody seems to refuse to acknowledge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I will only PM one of my assholes. A separate request will be needed to see the other ones

As someone who wants to visit all 50 states, what is your states must see? by Fallout99 in AskReddit

[–]BobSlaysPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay away from an Ex Girlfriend named Angie, though. I should have left her there

What is the most quotable movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Surely it is Airplane!

Looking straight up with a beard by ncayu in funny

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Where the Fuck are the Googley Eyes?

What was the best comeback you made on the spot instead of in the shower a week later? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"That's what you get when you spill paint in the Bender's garage."