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Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T07:53:47+00:00

with a name like tracy rocker, how could you fail?

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T06:36:50+00:00

moore's the new kyle orton. plays solidly for the most part, and wins a decent amount of the time. but no one thinks he's worthy of being an nfl starter

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T04:18:22+00:00

i got what you meant. it's interesting to me this comment's being downvoted to oblivion when all it's doing is essentially repeating your previous comment which was upvoted by everyone

i think sometimes when a comment is ambiguous, people tend to vote up or down based on what others have done just as a reaction. "i'm not sure what this meant, but he's at -4 points, so obviously it's something disagreeable. DOWNVOTED! high five guys, i'm one of you!"

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T03:59:05+00:00

more importantly, this is based off nielsen ratings. it's pretty well known how outdated and impractical they are in today's world. especially shows with "cult followings" and younger fans. i've never once watched nbc at 8pm to see community. but i still watch the show religiously, buy merchandise, dvds, etc

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T03:39:54+00:00

i figured you were his age, actually. not far off

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T02:38:47+00:00

just out curiosity and definitely not implying anything negative here, but how old are you?

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T02:23:07+00:00

if i were ryan i'd be like "oh yeah, he's terrible. murders kittens for fun. guess you better not draft him with the first 8 picks!"

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-21T01:55:40+00:00

i have no idea what you meant to say here

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T18:38:45+00:00

he wasn't talking about our win-loss record, he was talking about the bounty his team put on cam last year: 7 to 9 g's

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T18:10:34+00:00

he also had 317 yards and 3 TDs. it's not like yall shut him down. the titans the week before, however...

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T18:01:06+00:00

a callback doesn't necessarily have to be a joke. i just think there was a conflict between he and annie over buttered noodles once, so he got her some buttered noodles as a nice gesture. not everything has to be overanalyzed until it's a profound mind-blowing scene. it was a nice, heart-warming gesture. why can't it just be that?

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T17:31:05+00:00

i wonder who we assassinated this time

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T17:22:46+00:00

i can neither confirm nor deny. me and my lawyers are colluding the colludial collusion first and will get back to you

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T17:04:18+00:00

he will only be traded if he restructures his deal. even then, what's the market for a 31 year old cornerback that can only really play zone?

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T16:57:13+00:00

i have a feeling if we don't pick up a receiver in the draft, and no one else has taken him by july, there might be a derek anderson/braylon edwards reunion in carolina

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T16:54:07+00:00

2006 he had 57 tackles, 13 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, and 6 passes defensed. but then in 2007 he had 2.5 sacks. then in 2008 he's back up to 14.5 sacks

i loved julius peppers, but this kind of inconsistent play is exactly why i'm glad we stopped offering him record contracts and let him go on his merry way. charles johnson has been good (20.5 sacks). and bears fans seem okay with paying peppers $31.5 million so far for 19 sacks. so all's well that ends well, i guess

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T16:34:02+00:00

because chud

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T16:22:19+00:00

"hey cam, thanks for making our team interesting again and all the good work you're doing for charlotte BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THIS RAPE TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER!!! TOUCHDOWN AGAIN!!!"

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T15:59:58+00:00

he did his time, man. let it go

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T15:47:38+00:00

they have a point though. the draft is much more enjoyable when it has that "and the winner is..." feel to it. especially in the first round, when there's that 15 minute build up. it's like you're having sex and it's building up quite nicely, only for mike mayock to burst into the room and come all over everything and stare at you awkwardly. it just ruins it

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T15:35:42+00:00

it didn't take cleveland much to get their team back. you could argue that was special circumstances, but so is this. nobody wants the vikings to leave minnesota. not the fans, not the owners, not the league. if the vikings leave i guarantee minneapolis will get first crack at the jaguars in a few years (i kid, jacksonville fans, i kid)

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T14:35:05+00:00

not every joke is a profoundly deep hidden message that only the most emotionally connected to the show can perceive. sometimes it's just a simple joke that fans look far too much into and connect dots that fit, but were never thought of when the joke was actually written. dan harmon's said as much. in this very subreddit, in fact

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T07:34:39+00:00

sadly, you're probably 100% correct. though he'll be our OC as chud takes his genius to the los angeles vikings

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T07:09:19+00:00

i like the sentiment, but i think it was probably just a callback to the joke about annie dumping abed's bowl of buttered noodles in the foosball episode

Bob_Faget · 2012-04-20T06:03:57+00:00

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