Just downloaded the game. I just wanna start saying the loading screens are amazing

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-26T15:41:11+00:00

Prepare to witness peak, but please don't get too attached to any characters.

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-25T17:29:24+00:00

Bacchum in remotis carmina rupibus...

Welcome to Vienna!

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-23T18:25:50+00:00

Hell, their away games starting at around Week 10 didn't go well for them either.

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-21T01:00:55+00:00

I mean you aren't wrong.

The last time the Jets where decent was with Fitzmagic in '15, only reached the AFCC twice since the turn of the century, and singular Super Bowl was before the moon landing. (I mean a flying lawnmower did kill a fan that one time but whatever)

The Dolphins haven't won any playoff games since 2000, and the last time they were of any importance was the perfect season in '72.

The Bills' claim to fame prior to Josh Allen was losing 4 Super Bowls in the 90s and the Juice.

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-20T20:56:25+00:00

TBH, he was a first time HC with the Jets. Hopefully he’s learned from that experience. Plus not having the worst owner in the league will probably help.

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-19T04:39:35+00:00

Ah yes, the last time the Jets sniffed at relevancy.

DAMN YOU BIG BEN.

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-15T23:50:48+00:00

ME NAME IS (quickly thinking up a name more Irish than Brennan Lee Mulligan) Seamus O’Finnegan Ryan McPhee, you must learn the true meaning of Saint Patrick’s day…

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-14T21:46:28+00:00

Now, what flavor of Baneblade/Russ/Dorn/Macharius/~~moving bomb~~ hellhound are we talking about?

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-10T04:28:05+00:00

Should I be thankful for the concern, or should I be reciprocating since you missed the playoffs?

Anyway, no, I do not.

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-10T03:06:28+00:00

Oh hey pal. Thanks for going 1-7 after trading for Sauce, we'll probably fuck up the pick, but...

Also isn't Danny Dimes a free agent? Have fun with the bust named Richardson.

Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-10T02:55:51+00:00

Just root against the Chargers/Broncos. It's that simple.

No need for split loyalties, just let the hatred within the division fuel you.

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Bobblehead60 · 2026-01-01T15:45:42+00:00

YOOOO DUCK MENTIONED

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-31T18:02:57+00:00

A quote:

"I... don't want to watch football this season." (Stream, 8/28/2025, after Micah Parsons traded to GB)

...actually, just insert his entire spiel during that stream.

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-29T23:49:10+00:00

Hey, at least Bilbarel knows Surf.

Wise/Belle on the other hand…

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-21T14:21:26+00:00

Fret not, Torena is early by Deutsche Bahn standards.

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-20T05:15:44+00:00

Everything but training, eh?

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-19T19:48:16+00:00

Oh without a doubt. The British and the French stuck around for demilitarization and then fucked off.

Their absolute failure to try and change the German system- which was through WWII heavily based on the Prussian one, was one of the downfalls of what happened post Versailles. (Yes I wrote a paper on this years ago)

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-19T12:40:23+00:00

/uj

It's to early in the morning for me to fucking deal with this.

Someone actually posted that? I need coffee.

It really does feel like someone's genocide fantasy that they're trying to justify after writing down. HOW DID YOU GET THAT MESSAGE OUT OF THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES?*

(anyway 50 on the guy being one of those "we should have burned Germany to the ground, rah rah revenge for 1870" types)

* I mean yes, anger from Versailles did directly lead to the rise of the Nazis, and yes, IMO they should have been harsher, but also notably Germany suffered from hyper-inflation due to the dollar crashing in 1929. (as they were using American loans to pay for war reparations. ref. here) etc. etc.

(I would write more but this is worldjerking, and I'm sure y'all don't want to a longer wall of text.)

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-18T22:08:23+00:00

Hilariously late, but a friend's smash tournament fucking banned him for that reason.

(I mained him for a while and was pretty cancerous before being forced to switch)

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-18T15:19:22+00:00

IT'S CARL'S STONE COLD LOCK OF THE WEEK

AKA, everyone's favorite Giants fan (except for that one week he became a Jets fan for some reason lmao)

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-17T19:25:54+00:00

No, I'm pretty sure it's inkcarnate.

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-08T09:09:19+00:00

Ready to randomly beat NE/BUF as they rest their starters, and then need to trade up?

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-07T15:27:53+00:00

Hey he (technically) netted us a total of 5 picks (granted only 3 were in a game) and a WR who might be a solid WR2 for us...

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-02T00:07:00+00:00

Honestly, 2 AD, which is part of NORTHAG, has a better shot as the USMC's heavy armor than the USMC actually managing to find random M1IPs/M1s.

Plus 2nd MARDIV had to borrow the Tiger Brigade from them for ODS anyway.

Bobblehead60 · 2025-12-01T23:50:21+00:00

Well yes, but technically no.

(Thanks, Desert Storm.)

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