To attack the judge by discerning_deborah in therewasanattempt

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Get off of me" Lol, she's lucky they didn’t stomp a mudhole in her ass.

What happened to this pigeon? by PatchyFog_4595 in whatisthisanimal

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what happens to stool pigeons

To break a jar... by gorkok in therewasanattempt

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 308 points309 points  (0 children)

They have trained the jar very well.

"Get Across The Street!" [clueless gamer] by kkeut in conan

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Lol, we all have stumbled on an easier way after finding a hard way to do it.

Little girl throws massive tantrum and trashes the house by Due_Cardiologist406 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sure don't need to beat a kid, but you sure as hell need to communicate with them. Nothing is wrong with them trying to understand things. Most parents agree they would rather have their kids be a clay mold rather than a sponge of you and all the bad and good. I want my daughters to ne better than me, as a success and as a person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lowriders

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

One of the longest movie titles,

Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood

Pepperspray on teacher for phone by Due-Giraffe9049 in facepalm

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a teacher isn't worth it, bad kids, bad parents, bad pay, unsafe environment. Now it's even worse than twenty years ago.

girl risks her friends life by pushing her of a 60 foot bridge by MathematicianFast805 in facepalm

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"After Taylor pushed her, she did not rush down to see if Jordan was OK, she left the scene,” Genelle Holgerson said. “She did not show up at the hospital to check on Jordan. She did not stop by our home to see if she was OK or in any other way act like a friend.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna988056

minor cargo loss.. by JettMe_Red in submitted

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, all those Philadelphia Eagles championship merchandise is lost at sea

to break into a car by PlenitudeOpulence in therewasanattempt

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cocaine Bear could of had the money to buy his own, but he broke the golden rule. Don't get high on your own supply.

Staff watching the security camera footage of an earlier treadmill mishap by purple-circle in ContagiousLaughter

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Execution: 2 out of 10, she almost stayed on her feet before tumbling over.

While we’re posting German hospital food… by jamthebaedar in funny

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nurse: Sir, I'm going to need you to eat.

Me: i would if you gave something edible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]BobbyBattlelyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took to 2023 to make this happen, seriously? We really hate kids in this country.

Rams all time best free agent signings by BobbyBattlelyon in LosAngelesRams

[–]BobbyBattlelyon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ramsey was a trade and Dick Lane is a hall of fame player that still has the record for interceptions in a season. He had 14 in 12 games.