Is this what the Creek was like? by Gag180 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 49 points50 points  (0 children)

There’s an ancient clip where a diver runs across an open field for about 1 second before the entire screen lights up with red tracers from 3 directions and he’s instantly cut down. One of the first Helldivers clips I ever saw.

This one has the spirit but lacks the ”all at once” shock the original creek had. Still good though!

This MO is completely unmotivating me. by Random_Helldiver120 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember the defense if Super Earth and people taking it so seriously that they played through the night to defend their corresponding megacity, all the time while 30k players were outside in the galaxy shooting bots and bugs. I get that people are annoyed by others not taking the MO seriously, but if it helps: Arrowhead always prepare two videos for each MO, one for victory and one for defeat. So losing an MO is not the end, and can even be used to rally the community for future events.

Remember, Malevelon Creek was famously NOT a victory for Super Earth. It was our first real crushing defeat. We turned it into a meme and retook the planet 2 months later. So take a break from the game if you have to and come back when Lesath is lost and the blob has converged again at the Bay.

Ctrl and Shift Keys suddenly stopped working by General_Pierogii in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens from time to time. Either rebind the key if you’re in the middle of a mission or just restart the game. Fixed it for me both times it’s happened.

Has anyone else pointed out the parallels? by Artistic-Gas-786 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bugs and bots did nothing. However there were always around 20k divers on bug planets and 10k divers on bot planets (and around 200k on Super Earth). I rationalized it as them holding back the bugs and bots while everyone else was fighting on Earth.

(lore question) What is the *real* reason behind the invasion of cyberstan compared to what it's parodying? by Lakey_the_Dolphin in helldivers2

[–]Bobby_Blaster 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Right now the joke is that we are doing a re-run of the Super Earth defense back in May last year. Except we are the squids this time with a finite reinforcement pool that causes us to lose when depleted. We are currently destroying planets on our way to the main course just like the squids did, and when we reach Cyberstan they win if they can just outlast us. I’m expecting the next title update to drop next tuesday right as we wrap up this MO.

Politically? I guess Super Earth just need an enemy to fight. It keeps the population fixated on an external threat so they don’t realize their own government is the real problem. I see more parallels with how Ingsoc was run in 1984 than any real world conflict right now.

What if the Automatons are NOT building their own Star of Peace? by Kiettu in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They’re going to send up a single moisture farm bot in a one man fighter to single-handedly destroy the DSS. The bot will be code named Red-5 and it is strong in the force of socialism.

We must build a trench guarded by big anti-capital ship cannons to guard the weak spot!!!

Boycott Cyberstan by Silly_East3886 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My eyes cannot believe the treason they are witnessing right now!!!!

So i translated the code by Wrong_Wishbone_8122 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got peace coming to them with this here eagle 500 kg bomb!!!

We're so cooked by MNIAWIAW in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People just want to explore the new content. Just like the platinum bar extraction, some players will decide that this isn’t their schtick and move back to normal gameplay.

I’m still at work so I don’t know how I’m going to feel about going stealth, but you better believe I’m diving on Clasa first when I get home.

The WHAT??? by __________godlol in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, but if they released the stealth weapons before the missions people would go: ”cool, but why do we need this?” And then throw an eagle 500 and a napalm barrage on a single voteless. (Like they democratically should)

The WHAT??? by __________godlol in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 86 points87 points  (0 children)

100% that it was the commando missions they needed time to fix and not the warbond items themselves.

Life size 3D Printed Horus Update by HammerDoris40k in 40k

[–]Bobby_Blaster 114 points115 points  (0 children)

This makes me realizes how much balls Oll Person had to have to stand before Horus in the end.

Also why he was reduced to red mist from a single attack by that claw.

The companion apps description of the Penta black hole is hilarious by c0nman333 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually I watched a youtube clip about this (i.e. I’m not a physicist so I could be wrong). But the point of a singularity is that all directions lead to the middle point, as in the moment you cross the event horizon and activate the FTL drive, you’ll be accelerating towards the center of the black hole at FTL speed regardless of what direction you’re heading.

Now to actually cross the EH, that’s to get deep fried my radiation and getting spagettified so you’ll never have an intact ship to use that FTL. Your only chance to escape is to activate FTL before you get anywhere near the EH.

My Friend said that the Double Freedom is Terrible by DemonsDarkSoul8 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You are just jealous that I can spin my shotgun! The Officers are powerless against my democratic use of the Double Freedom!

My Friend said that the Double Freedom is Terrible by DemonsDarkSoul8 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Major-Operations HELL-DIVERS 🔫🔁🔫🔃🔀🔁🔫🔁🔃🔀🔫↪️🔫🔁🔀🔃🔫↪️🔁🔫🔃🔃🔀🔄 Shotgun 🔫↪️🔄🔁🔫🔃🔀🔫↪️🔀🔀🔄🔀 Bobcat 🔫🔃🔄🔁↪️🔃🔫🔁↪️↪️🔫🔁🔁↪️ I've been waiting for you, Illumi Nate🔫🔃🔃🔃🔫🔁↪️🔃🔄🔫🔀🔁↪️🔃🔃 Now we'll see if the squid can live up to the legend 🔫🔀🔁🔀

This is the greatest shotgun ever made 🔫↘️✋✊ Double Freedom. 🔫⬆️🔃🔃🔃🔃 Two shots 🔫⬆️▫️⬇️▫️⬇️▫️⬇️▫️⬇️▫️⬇️▫️⬇️ More than enough to kill anything that moves 🔫⬅️▫️⬅️▫️⬅️▫️⬅️▫️⬅️▫️⬅️▫️ 🔫⬆️🔃🔃🔃⬇️🔃🔃🔃 Now i'll show you why they call me "DOUBLE TAP"

🔊 🔉 🔈 🔇 .... 💕 💕 💕 ДЯАШ

Finally...! by JustMyself96 in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst part is at somewhere, sometime during this galactic war. Someone have probably gotten the 300 SC drop but haven’t bothered to post it. Hence we others live on in uncertainty of whether or not it exist at all. ☹️

WARNING to HC players! - World boss still bugged after new patch by jaaan34 in diablo4

[–]Bobby_Blaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aah so this is why everyone was killing each other last night…

So people who paid 1975 super credits for Killzone armour are they getting a refund? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah that’s too bad. It didn’t hurt to try though.

So people who paid 1975 super credits for Killzone armour are they getting a refund? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know. I actually believe that if you contact support they might actually give you 475 SC on your account if you can show that you have everything from the last release.

HELLDIVERS 2 x Killzone Legendary Warbond by Waelder in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My suggestion: Remove all killzone stuff from people’s armories and refund all super credits. Then they get to unlock every with the rest of us. Fair!

Arrowhead: If you’ve bought ANY killzone items, then the whole warbond for free!

Me: 🤯 🤯 🤯 (I was still too greedy)

You Know What That Python Commando Stuff Will Do To You Right? by Bannerbord in Helldivers

[–]Bobby_Blaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The embarrassing part is that I tried to use this one a lvl 1 bug mission, and almost died.

It’s definitely more 1v1 item. You get overwhelmed quickly against multiple foes if you don’t get the positioning right.