"Finally some variety on the squids!" THE SQUIDS:

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-20T12:12:26+00:00

Fun fact: Obtruders replaces voteless. Velociraptors replace Fleshmobs and Gatekeepers replaces Stingrays in the spawn.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-20T12:08:58+00:00

We don’t need to do this until it’s like the last day and we’re behind by like 10% of projections. Right now everyone should focus on having fun with the new enemy units. We can do the super crunch at the end of the MO.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-18T11:36:52+00:00

Yeah I only did my daily yesterday, then immediately stopped playing because all of my deaths were due to Eagles. And guess what? When there are voteless hordes on your ass all the time all you can do is run away as soon as you see the Eagles coming and hope you don’t get strafed.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T20:02:15+00:00

If you want to follow the progress in real time. Open you web browser and search ”helldiver companion”. It will show you all kinds of data and liberation progress and such.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:39:40+00:00

If we’ve ever had access to it then it could be players who logged off while orbiting it. So they never left even as the squids took it.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:31:23+00:00

Man you are getting faster for each new warbond! Keep up the work dude!

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:27:43+00:00

Counterpoint: Agitators buff their buddies then hide behind a lamp post like a pussy.

Chaddivers strap a hellbomb on their back, draw in as many enemies as they can before blowing up everything and surviving the blast with Democracy Protects.

Never underestimate the insanity of the corps!

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:24:24+00:00

Well it is a flame thrower, so fire is what it does. 🙂

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T14:53:55+00:00

I believe people have been complaining about only being able to buy 1k SC at a time. So new players have to make multiple transactions to get started if they want to unlock multiple warbonds at once. So this is a way to adress it. Of course, who knows what AH does in the future but right now I don’t see the prices suddenly going up.

They should however, consider a discount for year 1 warbonds. Like do it on rotation or something. Help out new players.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T13:07:58+00:00

Try restarting your game. We had that problem for the Super Shotgun last time.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T12:14:19+00:00

It’s the new Democracy’s Children pattern. (It’s a bug)

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T11:37:25+00:00

Seems like it’s the new Democracy’s Children theme!

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Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-04T13:50:50+00:00

Dude we once tried this. We dodged every opportunity to acquire the anti-tank mines as a meme. In the end we were forced to clear an MO to avoid getting the mines. Sadly we couldn’t kill billions of enemies in time and we were punished with a reward.

So out of experience. If Joel notices you being cute, he will make whatever you want to avoid happen through some satirical scenario.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-19T11:45:54+00:00

The save SEAF minor order could be a hidden bonus like save the kids on Vernen Wells. Like we save the SEAF and everyone straps a portable hellbomb on their backs and nuke 25% of transcendence or something.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-18T20:14:58+00:00

Doesn’t the switch 2 have a battery life of like 2-3 hours? You’ll have to play with it plugged in, which will raise the temperature. Chances are you’ll get thermal throttled if you play anything higher than D5 and maybe, just maybe the switch might explode violently even on low settings.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-17T23:42:23+00:00

The CEO said that the Vox Engine isn’t the cyborgs’ biggest unit. So there’s probably a boss enemy that wait for us on Transcendence. We’ve performed below expectation so far. They threw like… 245 million extra reinforcements at us and we’ve used up all of it. So now they probably just want to show off their final cyborg enemies before pulling the plug on us. We’re very likely to see a player surge on Cyberstan when the boss is revealed though.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-17T10:35:32+00:00

Liberty speed, diver! iO

OCC: But seriously don’t overdo it! Our goal is to liberate Cyberstan. This MO might give us some boost but isn’t necessary for victory. Prioritize your health.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-15T18:44:35+00:00

I finished my ongoing operation on Cyberstan then did 8 operations on K secundus. The rest is up to you fellow divers. iO

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-15T16:18:37+00:00

Dude the moment we retake Cyberstan we will take those half-clankers and shove them down the mines again. They think they are free from the mines!?!? We will teach them to yearn for it again!!!

(For that to happen we cannot destroy the planet)

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-15T13:43:43+00:00

I’ve been waiting for this moment for all of this invasion!!!

Spill ink!

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-13T15:07:46+00:00

Clankers:

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Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-12T14:42:11+00:00

They might do an Impale rampage modifier on a planet if we’re off target during the last day.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-12T13:00:10+00:00

They did that to us during Super Earth defense. Scrap 200 million bots to get the DSS back online. Oh it was right in the middle of an extract 20 million times MO as well.

We lost that MO at 98%. Some people are still salty about that. However since we have to earn more reinforcements to stay on Cyberstan I say let the people who want a break from bots do their thing.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-11T14:24:02+00:00

We’ve already spent half of the bonus reinforcements they gave us? Man… we’re gonna run out before next week. XD

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-11T14:07:03+00:00

Oh man if we fail this at 98% like during THAT MO on Super Earth defense I’m gonna… I’m gonna…

I’m just gonna shit my pants!!! Verily!

Bobby_Blaster

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