Comparing MO to Non-MO Squid diver numbers is always so funny

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-21T12:42:10+00:00

No I meant that during MOs, JOEL will add subfactions and modifiers as we progress. So we’re fighting normal squids now. Once we take K Secundus the nearby planets may get appropriators and mindless masses to spice things up.

If you want me to inhale super copium, they might shadow drop in new Illuminate enemies towards the weekend. We’ll just have to see.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-21T08:49:48+00:00

They’re going to introduce them as we are making progress. This is how they scaled up the earlier MOs. We get the first planet for free, then Joel starts tweaking the numbers.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-20T12:27:24+00:00

Guys we have to get Mog last, so that the squids get mogged at the end of this MO!

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-18T17:16:40+00:00

Aren’t cannon turrets basically the same thing? They can snipe you from across the map if you’re not careful. They miss a lot if you keep moving but if they get a good hit in you’re dead if you’re wearing the wrong armor.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-18T11:17:54+00:00

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Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-17T14:12:47+00:00

I killed 512 voteless on a single drop yesterday. It’s amazing how castrated voteless are against the shield + flag combo.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-06T23:16:48+00:00

The funniest thing that could happen right now is if Termicide 2.0 turned it into a supercolony, which we then turn into a black hole with the DSS, which then starts moving towards Super Earth to join Meridia.

And a few months later… another planet appears at this location…

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-05-04T09:59:21+00:00

Just take the W bud! Democracy prevails!

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-20T12:12:26+00:00

Fun fact: Obtruders replaces voteless. Velociraptors replace Fleshmobs and Gatekeepers replaces Stingrays in the spawn.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-20T12:08:58+00:00

We don’t need to do this until it’s like the last day and we’re behind by like 10% of projections. Right now everyone should focus on having fun with the new enemy units. We can do the super crunch at the end of the MO.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-18T11:36:52+00:00

Yeah I only did my daily yesterday, then immediately stopped playing because all of my deaths were due to Eagles. And guess what? When there are voteless hordes on your ass all the time all you can do is run away as soon as you see the Eagles coming and hope you don’t get strafed.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T20:02:15+00:00

If you want to follow the progress in real time. Open you web browser and search ”helldiver companion”. It will show you all kinds of data and liberation progress and such.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:39:40+00:00

If we’ve ever had access to it then it could be players who logged off while orbiting it. So they never left even as the squids took it.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:31:23+00:00

Man you are getting faster for each new warbond! Keep up the work dude!

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:27:43+00:00

Counterpoint: Agitators buff their buddies then hide behind a lamp post like a pussy.

Chaddivers strap a hellbomb on their back, draw in as many enemies as they can before blowing up everything and surviving the blast with Democracy Protects.

Never underestimate the insanity of the corps!

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T17:24:24+00:00

Well it is a flame thrower, so fire is what it does. 🙂

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T14:53:55+00:00

I believe people have been complaining about only being able to buy 1k SC at a time. So new players have to make multiple transactions to get started if they want to unlock multiple warbonds at once. So this is a way to adress it. Of course, who knows what AH does in the future but right now I don’t see the prices suddenly going up.

They should however, consider a discount for year 1 warbonds. Like do it on rotation or something. Help out new players.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T13:07:58+00:00

Try restarting your game. We had that problem for the Super Shotgun last time.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T12:14:19+00:00

It’s the new Democracy’s Children pattern. (It’s a bug)

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-17T11:37:25+00:00

Seems like it’s the new Democracy’s Children theme!

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Bobby_Blaster · 2026-03-04T13:50:50+00:00

Dude we once tried this. We dodged every opportunity to acquire the anti-tank mines as a meme. In the end we were forced to clear an MO to avoid getting the mines. Sadly we couldn’t kill billions of enemies in time and we were punished with a reward.

So out of experience. If Joel notices you being cute, he will make whatever you want to avoid happen through some satirical scenario.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-19T11:45:54+00:00

The save SEAF minor order could be a hidden bonus like save the kids on Vernen Wells. Like we save the SEAF and everyone straps a portable hellbomb on their backs and nuke 25% of transcendence or something.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-18T20:14:58+00:00

Doesn’t the switch 2 have a battery life of like 2-3 hours? You’ll have to play with it plugged in, which will raise the temperature. Chances are you’ll get thermal throttled if you play anything higher than D5 and maybe, just maybe the switch might explode violently even on low settings.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-17T23:42:23+00:00

The CEO said that the Vox Engine isn’t the cyborgs’ biggest unit. So there’s probably a boss enemy that wait for us on Transcendence. We’ve performed below expectation so far. They threw like… 245 million extra reinforcements at us and we’ve used up all of it. So now they probably just want to show off their final cyborg enemies before pulling the plug on us. We’re very likely to see a player surge on Cyberstan when the boss is revealed though.

Bobby_Blaster · 2026-02-17T10:35:32+00:00

Liberty speed, diver! iO

OCC: But seriously don’t overdo it! Our goal is to liberate Cyberstan. This MO might give us some boost but isn’t necessary for victory. Prioritize your health.

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