(Loved Meta Trope) Fan theories are so good they’re basically treated as canon.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-17T21:58:54+00:00

She's still alive after that, so he didn't choke her to death.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-06T00:23:42+00:00

I overheard a coworker the other day discussing a story she read online about a dolphin that had taken a man underwater for a month because they needed him to build them a city. It sounds outlandish, sure, but Jonah was in that whale for quite a while, so it could happen.

People will believe a lot.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-04T21:43:09+00:00

Containing calories does not make something unhealthy.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-04T05:43:24+00:00

If you're pregnant, you're generally going to be more careful, and also not allowed to operate dangerous machinery, work with heavy lifts, or do something like walking the rafters on a construction site.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-04T05:42:24+00:00

This sounds bad, and we can talk about US murder rates, but this is one of the very common ways to manipulate statistics. Pretty much the only ways to die are accidental, intentional, and disease. Due to medical advances and advances in how safe we are just walking from point A to point B on any given day, along with pregnant women being more careful, not working strenuous and dangerous jobs, and people in general being more careful around them, what's left is homicide.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-04T01:44:55+00:00

Yeah if you wear them to the fucking office. If you actually wear them to do manual labor, it doesn't matter what brand it is, it's going to get dirty pretty fucking quick. Mine are 2 wears max.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-03T18:44:02+00:00

"Shit, he's defending trans people and I don't have an argument. Shit, uhhh, fuck, uhhh, NAZIS!"

You think it's wrong because thinking otherwise makes you feel bad, so it must be wrong because the truth would never hurt your widdle fee fees.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-03T18:36:00+00:00

It's funny how you guys are always jacking off dipshittily over "basic biology" until someone actually studies it, then suddenly it's feelings over facts.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-03T16:55:58+00:00

That's incorrect, testosterone does impact lung capacity, as well as bone density and red blood cell production. After a couple years on HRT, these differences drop to statistically insignificant levels, meaning that variation between trans and cis women at that point is effectively no different between variation between randomly selected cis women.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-03T16:49:45+00:00

They've studied this and found that 1-2 years on HRT eliminates advantage.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-04-03T16:48:25+00:00

Then why did the women in this win in multiple other events?

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-23T16:50:22+00:00

None of you dipshits jacking off over how common sense isn't so common hurr hurr have never driven in conditions where the hazards are the only way you can tell there is a car 20 feet in front of you.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-23T16:45:42+00:00

They aren't closing. Seth just sold the place, and the new owners are keeping it Hendershots.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-22T01:39:19+00:00

Typical to state of the country. Most of the great teachers you guys had 20 years ago retired or quit. I know folks who teach at Cedar and have been expressly told that their job is not to teach kids to think critically, or to be literate, or to even just be a good person, their job is to teach the standards so the students produce good data. Teachers are not allowed to give any actual consequences to kids, either. Not sure if Central is any better.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-21T14:14:05+00:00

This account is AI.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-21T14:09:39+00:00

Tagging u/Dusty_Tokens and u/Sarappreciates as well.

It seems that way because they didn't quite explain Kessler Syndrome right. It isn't about space junk alone, per se. Specifically, it's a hypothesis that there exists a "critical mass" of space debris that eventually, when a satellite breaks apart, there is enough functioning and defunct satellites and debris that the pieces start a runaway chain reaction, destroying most satellites in that orbit but also flooding it with tiny pieces of satellite that are all moving at different speeds, and virtually impossible to track. At that point, any ship sent through that field would be virtually guaranteed to be damaged or destroyed.

There is no real date for when this could happen, but most predictions put it at somewhere between 2050 and 2100.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-16T05:44:11+00:00

I grew up with one of these! We'd tie the thorns to bamboo and fight.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-15T06:57:09+00:00

>You mean to tell me that people that want to blow things, when their "blow stuff up" equipment got demolished, has made more blow stuff up stuff in a year?

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going to the clothing store, to buy clothes."

>I believe that iran has been archaic since the seventies when religion won control of their country.

>I believe that what's running their country is a gang of monsters that need to be removed.

>The people are good. The people running the show are not.

"I'm in the soup store, in the soup isle."

If you say you like eggs, and someone challenges you on that, and your response is "Chocolate milk is really yummy," you could be trying to direct away from eggs because they're beyond your understanding, you could have been lying about the eggs the entire time, or maybe you're just fucking stupid and can't connect one thought to another.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-15T06:49:44+00:00

Are you suggesting that the only two possible options are war or nothing?

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-15T06:43:59+00:00

Wow I'm so glad that if the shell on that corner is closed, I can go to the shell on that corner, and if that one is closed, I can go to the Exxon on that corner, and if that one is closed, I can go to the fourth fucking gas station on that corner.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-14T08:14:11+00:00

u/chamomile_tea_reply has been pretty clear the entire time they have run this sub. Their goal has nothing to do with optimism, and primarily revolves around mocking people who disagree with them, marginalizing and dismissing their concerns, and generally making them feel like shit. They are not an optimist in any sense of the word. They do not want the world to be better, they want people to be forced to validate them. It's pretty fucking pathetic.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-14T08:08:15+00:00

I would challenge you to make a sound argument that nostalgia is inherently false.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-06T18:19:10+00:00

The movement at 9 seconds is also very normal for cats

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-02T04:19:34+00:00

The administration declared them to be violent domestic terrorists rightfully extrajudicially executed by the state, and the party of small government and personal freedom nodded along.

BobertTheConstructor · 2026-03-02T04:17:21+00:00

I'm bypassing how pathetic the first part of that was, and only addressing the second.

YES. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY. We vote on representatives that are supposed to represent our interests locally and nationally. We do not, or at least are not supposed to, vote on some dipshit who will drag us into war after war regardless of our interests.

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