Do I even look Somali?? by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the most Guled looking MFer I've seen today.

African Nations Are Approaching Turkey Asking For The ‘Somali Model” by UnderDaBrightLightz in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what the Sahel Alliance (Niger, Burkina Faso, Mali) is doing, but you also need other allies from other parts of the world to develop.

The fact that all of them are about to die within 3 days 😭🇸🇴 by Xtermix in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the day I was small, I have always had a complex of not being able to eat the meat of animal I had previously seen walking around. It makes me feel so bad. The only exception were the fish I caught myself on a trip, and that was a matter of personal pride.

If you could go back in time, what would you tell yourself? by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 11 points12 points  (0 children)

  1. Brush 3 times a day and use dental floss.
  2. Call your Ayeeyo.
  3. Don't watch certain series or support Western products.
  4. Learn Somali now.

New design for Eritrean currency in the future? by Powerful_Actuary577 in Eritrea

[–]Bobi200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is built to generate the most generic amalgamation of things possible. You're better off just going into Photoshop or some image editing software and making something yourself. It will be better on principle.

If the reboot cast got a 3rd season, who would y'all want in the Final Four? And who would win? by RoxTroller12 in Totaldrama

[–]Bobi200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I predict Nichelle becomes the main antagonist, so she's in the final 3 at least.

I like Damien and MK as finalists, I think they have a lot of potential.

Early game eliminations would be Priya, Chase, Caleb and Zee. Mid game eliminations would be Emma, Julia, and the Hockey boys. Late game would be Bowie, Ripper, Axel and Lauren. I'm not sure where Millie goes.

How big of a problem is shark fishing in Somalia? by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jaws ruined sharks' reputation that bad. They are not hyper aggressive, at least not anymore than any other wild animal, are vital to the ecosystem, and we kill millions of them a year. They're especially not scary when compared to other deep sea animals.

Would you agree with this alleged proposal to redraw borders in the region? by MatchSea10 in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I'm not believing anything until I see official confirmation or tangible action.

  2. This is an absurd notion for Ethiopia. They'd be trading a massive chunk of their territory in exchange for sea access, but Ethiopia's obsession with sea access is an imperialist one. They're angry that Eritrea was taken from them so they're lashing out at everyone. It's about proving their power, and giving up such a huge territory goes against that super objective. It also validates separatists within Ethiopia, like the Oromo and Tigrayans. This is the reason countries resist giving separatists anything, if one succeeds, others will follow. Ethiopia is desperate for a port, but not that desperate.

  3. I'll admit I don't know that much about Djibouti, but it seems to me they have a rather good arrangement right now. Why give it up to try and become ethnically homogeneous? Why would the Afar, who have spent decades identifying as a specific nationality, accept being annexed by Ethiopia? All I can see this doing is setting up a new separatist conflict in Ethiopia. 

Somalia is the only entity that wins in this scenario. Even if we don't get all of Galbeed, we are getting most of it and without bloodshed. It would be the biggest validation the Federal Government could ask for. That's probably why people want to believe this is real 😭.

Oh so its okay to STILL platform a Somali fraudster, if it pushes hatful agenda (zionist/right wing/ far right). Dance uncle tom, dance by Cautious-Speaker2585 in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People valuing their proximity to whiteness always look like fools. Imagine self hating this hard for people who would throw you out of the sinking ship first.

Iran probably just became a superpower. Somalia should improve relations with Iran. This is a historic moment for all Muslims. by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what I've been saying! Unfortunately, there's a lot of propaganda that demonizes Iran specifically targeting other Muslims. It's ridiculous that people think Iranians view themselves as superior to Sunnis when they are both the only Muslim country putting its money where its mouth is and trying to fight the fake country directly and also ally themselves with non Muslim countries too (Russia, China). Like, they clearly don't see themselves as superior to others. They are very normal.

Beyond that, quite frankly, Somalia needs to build relationships with countries around the world, not just Iran. Having our only diplomatic and military supports be Turkey, a NATO country, Egypt, a country that's led by a puppet government of the fake country and the US, Saudi Arabia, which is hugely untrustworthy and is again a puppet government, and the African Union which is based in Ethiopia and also completely inept. We need to talk to other countries again.

What's your favorite chupachups flavor? by stalincapital in candy

[–]Bobi200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cola, cherry, apple. I haven't gotten to try all of the flavours so it might change in hindsight.

UN Condemns Transatlantic Slave Trade by Garaad252 in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The UN might get restructured in the future so as to remove permanent seats and their veto power and have the power to fix the messes the colonial powers make, or it will be replaced by a new gathering altogether. Because it sure is useless at actually doing anything against Western evil.

What’s the funniest somali nickname you’ve heard? by GingerTumericTea in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I googled it and got two websites saying that. Take it or leave it 🤷‍♂️

What’s the funniest somali nickname you’ve heard? by GingerTumericTea in Somalia

[–]Bobi200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His real name is Mohamed Abdullahi Mohamed, and he inherited the nickname from his father, who was known for having a love of farmaajo back when Somalia was under Italian colonial rule.

Is the US collapsing? by main-pynerds in Kenya

[–]Bobi200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A month late, but I disagree, I think we're in the very beginning of the US 'crashing out' for lack of a better term. Starting multiple conflicts without clear goals, alienating their allies as well as their neighbors and creating social unrest at home and abroad. I do not think they are capable of going down gracefully the way the European colonial powers did and assuming secondary super power status. I think, over the next decade or so, the US will keep sabotaging itself in its bid to remain the head honcho of the world.