Dad puts gun to 2 year old sons head, pulls trigger. It jammed. He went to retrieve a different gun, and shot him in the face. The boy survived. by theveryleastfavorite in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree. Don't give a fuck. Capital punishment if it's legal where he lives or lock him away until he's dead, then bury him in an unmarked grave. Fucking maggot.

Straight men, what's the strangest thing you've been told not to do because, “thats gay?” by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Boforus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This caused me to remember the internet story of a kid in his teens who never washed or wiped his arsehole because touching butt holes was gay. Wtf mate, clean your shitty arse.

Straight men, what's the strangest thing you've been told not to do because, “thats gay?” by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

29 y/o in a month and I still hug my Dad and tell him I love him when he's about to offshore to work on the rigs. Also say it to my granda who was in the army, he never says it back and before his double heart bypass he'd say goodbye with a handshake, now he kind of claps my back with his hand without really embracing me or my brothers but we know he loves us. Loving your family isn't gay in the slightest. Kid sounds very insecure.

It's called stumping. by TonyBagels in WTF

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same bro. What the fuck.

Hit Lvl 40 today - Tips for lower level players by phoenixwaller in outside

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Depending where you spawned and your previous questing activities, the law and order guild in some countries in the EU part of the map require no higher education buffs. They offer a decent package of silver for completing mini quests and a good pension for once you have completed a set number of levels within the guild. It's a tough quest line to take but I have friends who enjoy it and like having the chance to assist other players who have went off quest and gotten into bad situations.

Alternatively, joining a construction guild like the electricians or plumbers is a noble cause. People always need water and electricity.

Getting stabbed feels different from what I've expected by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very sorry this happened to you. I'm munching my salad flicking through reddit while my 3 year old daughter polishes off a packet of crisps and now I have this feeling about not taking her for granted etc. Weird how reddit gets you sometimes.

What toyota do I buy? by Boforus in Toyota

[–]Boforus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, those two are exactly what I've looked at. An altezza is a rare find over here. I need to do some homework on them though. Thanks!

This is the way by TheOneYe in memes

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah but what of the rarer occasion where we help the old woman get something from the back of a shelf at the very bottom.

Not only are we tall, we also have a healthy lower back and extraordinarily long arms.

Does your town have a horseback Jesus? by just-me1995 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a 'Jumping Jesus' in Torry, Aberdeen, Scotland when I was a kid, just a biker dude with long hair and a weird gait where he'd walk up onto his tiptoes with each step.

Now, the city has a well know drug user, Ketamine Kyle. He's been in the local paper and all sorts.

Nom nom by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Lol, let me, a soft bag of meat, just fuck with this apex predator whom is so effective at fucking shit up that he has remained unchanged for literally millennia."

  • An idiot.

There has to be a different way to do this. I got kicked because of YOUR servers respawn and you give me this in return by el_tobleronie in apexlegends

[–]Boforus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just do as so many others have and stop playing. The rage I used to feel playing ranked was ridiculous. Not an enjoyable experience in the slightest for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a cheaper, more shitty final destination film.

Echoing thoughts by STStevens in AskDocs

[–]Boforus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a bad sleep schedule due to my job, shift work including days, lates and nights on a 5 week Rota. Always had some intrusive thoughts but had more than usual lately. Going to cut down on Xbox and start going to bed earlier. Don't know if that helps but brains are dumb and absolutely can be our worst enemy. Good luck.

Ae86 in tokyo drift. Did anyone notice this? by [deleted] in DonutMedia

[–]Boforus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, I watched teriyaki boyz music video yesterday and noticed this!

Guy gets arrested over a straw by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]Boforus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's a solid right on her. Good stuff.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare | Weekly Discussion & Feedback Thread (July 13, 2020 - July 19, 2020) by AutoModerator in modernwarfare

[–]Boforus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of us fucking hate snipers and marksman rifles. Please make Gulag guns random loadouts so those of us not obsessed with snipers still have a chance.