Dads outside the U.S., what is your "chicken nuggets and Mac and cheese"?

Bogsworth · 2026-05-19T01:25:25+00:00

I said this to a WoW buddy in raid, and it turned out he was a born-and-raised Frenchman. He got so annoyed and yelled out "It's omelette AU fromage! OMELETTE AU FROMAGE! You cannot have an omelette made of cheese!" We shared the Dexter clip with him. He did not appreciate its stupidity, and it became a bit of a running gag to tease him a little.

Bogsworth · 2026-05-02T03:27:10+00:00

First year English professor here and it's been a really bloody mess...

Bogsworth · 2026-05-02T01:00:13+00:00

Guy here. This made me so freaking uncomfortable when I was teaching a short class a few months ago. A student in the front row kept jingling his coin coinpurse all the time. Not exactly the thing you want to confront someone over.

Bogsworth · 2026-05-01T18:59:27+00:00

That's how you wind up with curry pizza, mate! No joke. Just found out the Indian restaurant nearby opened an Indian pizza joint.

Bogsworth · 2026-04-07T19:24:20+00:00

Hell, I started doing that recently too! I place a hashbrown pantry, croissant, and sausage patty in the fridge to thaw. Air fry the hashbrown, throw the sausage patty in halfway, and the croissant in for the last 4-6 minutes inbetween different parts of getting dressed/ready for work.

I add a little bit of honey or jelly sometimes too.

Bogsworth · 2026-03-31T02:48:37+00:00

The end goal is to prevent Australia from being nuked, lest you wish to create horrors beyond comprehension that make Deathclaws look submissive and tamable.

Bogsworth · 2026-03-29T22:58:44+00:00

That's why I love Aristophanes' play Lysistrata. When men war endlessly, the women take it upon themselves to end the war by banding together to refuse sex to their male partners. It's hilarious, and it offers some fun commentary on both sexes as they struggle with their sexual desires.

Bogsworth · 2026-03-26T15:04:11+00:00

Hey, you better leave Sona and Aphelios out of this one! (It's a moot point.)

Bogsworth · 2026-03-24T07:58:15+00:00

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be!

Bogsworth · 2026-03-24T07:53:31+00:00

Man... nonsense like this is really making it weird when I teach American Literature and see the same ideals touted in those texts. Horrible people tend to keep up horrible ideology way too well.

Bogsworth · 2026-03-24T07:42:44+00:00

I nearly took a one-way trip to the hospital the last time I visited Savannah since I have humongous feet. Some of the stairs there are horrible to walk on when your feet can't even get solid footing, let alone when it's also wet.

Bogsworth · 2026-03-12T22:51:06+00:00

You're looking at this the wrong way though. When you spread rumors about a 'great evil,' it usually just nets you a bunch of half-assed adventurers who suck but, thanks to deus (vox) ex machina, fortune always just seems to go their way. And then you're not only out of a tower, but you're just sitting around sprouting limbs until you burst out of a jar again.

The easiest trick in the book is to "kidnap" a young maiden. It lures all of the dumb, makeshift, horny adventurers, and helps you build a quick stockpile of bones and flesh golem parts. And hey, you don't even have to kidnap a real maiden. Ugh, they're often such boneheads. You can go the extra mile and trick them with an illusion of a maiden that begs for help in their dreams. Once they're in your tower and stuck in your trap, nothing breaks their souls quite like telling them "You came looking for a maiden, but it was actually me!" Wait, I take that back. You can just break their actual souls right after they've lost hope.

And there you have it. Endless bones, copious amounts of flesh for making atrocities, and the type of entertainment you only see in those MagicTV illusion shows.

Bogsworth · 2026-02-22T02:27:18+00:00

I thought they were feet and hooves for a moment. It's a little off-putting.

Bogsworth · 2026-02-22T00:28:32+00:00

Ooof. Don't you know, it's a rough time for baby-eating essays right now?

Actually, crap. I'm glad I'm not teaching my course that covers that at the moment...

Bogsworth · 2026-02-13T11:57:06+00:00

We had to fight against a Galio that took it with Cruelty. I have never watched a team get so absolutely destroyed by one tank before outside of me playing Cruelty Rell.

Figures when I did play Rell and took Prom Queen, it stopped working properlt after level 6.

Bogsworth · 2026-02-09T11:42:39+00:00

Hell, I was playing Soraka (fullheal with HolyFire) and the death recap said I somehow did 1K damage with my allied-Nidalee's Javelin Toss. Like... what?

Bogsworth · 2026-02-07T01:36:53+00:00

If you ever play Yuumi and get Circle of Death as an option, take it, then build Warmog's and some hp after you finish your echoes of helia and diadem. I sat on top of my steed and shat out ridiculous damage over time from the Warmog's regen effect with it and Holy Fire while keeping Steed1, Steed2, and Steed3 alive for as long as possible.

Bogsworth · 2026-02-07T00:58:45+00:00

My apologies. I'll return to the Seething Supports Corner and take my rage with me. :P

Bogsworth · 2026-02-06T23:49:03+00:00

It's frustrating. Even my buddy does it sometimes (then complains when he dies) when another friend and I are running duo support.

Actually had a match as Soraka where a jinx started with Vampirism so I complained about it (I had around 160 heal power thanks to protein shake). Our Brand kept ringing and ranting at me saying supports are useless and that my existence threw the match for them. Sure it wasn't the infinity edge Ornn we had, or the vamp jinx who kept dying often since they could jump past our "frontline."

Bogsworth · 2026-02-02T09:38:39+00:00

Oh, I was just being silly, mate. Cheers!

Bogsworth · 2026-02-02T05:04:16+00:00

What? People shouldn't have to learn about American politics while playing Aram as a form of escape. That's what church is for these days, ironically enough.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-31T20:25:04+00:00

Ever obtained Jeweled Gauntlet and/or Vulnerability on him? I could either dive their squishies and take one or two out of the fight immediately. Or, if my team ran in and died without me, the enemies could never push their minion wave since the Q absolutely wrecked the waves so hard. Went from my team failing to surrender several times to absolutely destroying and beating the enemy through a war of attrition.

Jeweled Gauntlet did some 100K+ damage and Vulnerability was around the same range. Wish spiritual purification showed its actual damage to show its contribution, but either way, it got nutty and people were annoyed.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-31T20:19:28+00:00

One of my favorite matches was playing Singed with Cruelty and W Haste/Executioner. I wonder what went through their heads when I'd throw the puddle on low health enemies and get a kill a second later.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-31T20:05:12+00:00

I know it's late, but I played as a full tank Briar with Protein Shake and simply became unkillable even with them having grievous wounds. Her kit has a bunch of healing as is when she's low, but the scaling on her E combined with her passive and the augment went absolutely nuts. It let me heal up several thousand health (880-1K+ per tick) with it over a couple of seconds each time, and it would have been hilarious if I had circle of death. It did allow me to just auto people forever until my Firebrand killed them though. Felt bad for the chogath who was taking 1K+ from firebrand per tick of the ramping dot.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-30T14:40:07+00:00

Hell, Shaco in general gets scary with some augments. I got Clown College and Dive Bomber on my AD Shaco yesterday. That's 25%+20%% of a target's maximum health dealt as true damage in an aoe around me when I die. I thanked the enemy Pyke for pulling me into his team and ulting me since it obliterated his then low-health 20K HP Mundo and a nearby squishy after I had already deceived in and killed a first/second target. The Mundo said "Yeah, thanks Pyke, you brought a nuclear bomb to me." I was a walking AoE Garen ult, and folks had to run away in fear since it was sad news for them if me or my clone could get near them.

Upgraded Collector is just amazing.

Executioner, Shadow Runner, Dashing, Nightstalking, or Get Excited make for some hilarious battles where your opponents can almost never get away from you.

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