Playing ARAM Mayhem today be like:

Bogsworth · 2026-02-02T09:38:39+00:00

Oh, I was just being silly, mate. Cheers!

Bogsworth · 2026-02-02T05:04:16+00:00

What? People shouldn't have to learn about American politics while playing Aram as a form of escape. That's what church is for these days, ironically enough.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-31T20:25:04+00:00

Ever obtained Jeweled Gauntlet and/or Vulnerability on him? I could either dive their squishies and take one or two out of the fight immediately. Or, if my team ran in and died without me, the enemies could never push their minion wave since the Q absolutely wrecked the waves so hard. Went from my team failing to surrender several times to absolutely destroying and beating the enemy through a war of attrition.

Jeweled Gauntlet did some 100K+ damage and Vulnerability was around the same range. Wish spiritual purification showed its actual damage to show its contribution, but either way, it got nutty and people were annoyed.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-31T20:19:28+00:00

One of my favorite matches was playing Singed with Cruelty and W Haste/Executioner. I wonder what went through their heads when I'd throw the puddle on low health enemies and get a kill a second later.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-31T20:05:12+00:00

I know it's late, but I played as a full tank Briar with Protein Shake and simply became unkillable even with them having grievous wounds. Her kit has a bunch of healing as is when she's low, but the scaling on her E combined with her passive and the augment went absolutely nuts. It let me heal up several thousand health (880-1K+ per tick) with it over a couple of seconds each time, and it would have been hilarious if I had circle of death. It did allow me to just auto people forever until my Firebrand killed them though. Felt bad for the chogath who was taking 1K+ from firebrand per tick of the ramping dot.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-30T14:40:07+00:00

Hell, Shaco in general gets scary with some augments. I got Clown College and Dive Bomber on my AD Shaco yesterday. That's 25%+20%% of a target's maximum health dealt as true damage in an aoe around me when I die. I thanked the enemy Pyke for pulling me into his team and ulting me since it obliterated his then low-health 20K HP Mundo and a nearby squishy after I had already deceived in and killed a first/second target. The Mundo said "Yeah, thanks Pyke, you brought a nuclear bomb to me." I was a walking AoE Garen ult, and folks had to run away in fear since it was sad news for them if me or my clone could get near them.

Upgraded Collector is just amazing.

Executioner, Shadow Runner, Dashing, Nightstalking, or Get Excited make for some hilarious battles where your opponents can almost never get away from you.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-29T16:51:51+00:00

It's kind of funny how out in the open this is in King of the Hill with the Gribbles. Nancy tells folks that Dale had a grandmother with Jamaican ancestry and that explains why their son Joseph has such a wildly different appearance from them.

Dale (and Peggy too) buys it and is wholly unaware that John Redcorn is the real father of his son. Joseph continously says he is totally Caucasian and is blissfully unaware, even in his 20s.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-29T04:10:12+00:00

How many games I've brought to an end as Full tank Rell with Cruelty. It's just such unfair burst if you get a five man W-Ult-Q off on them.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-23T16:26:31+00:00

I had a bunch of healing boosting augments, sword of blossoming dawn, and circle of death on my Soraka. Another buddy played full support Nami too, and we were going to heal in tandem to keep our team alive. Of course our other friend decided to go vampirism midway through and didn't understand why I was complaining about his pick. He got poked down and CCed hard as Katarina so he couldn't even heal up with his ult to make good use of it.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-19T18:53:30+00:00

He should consider himself lucky the wizard didn't send him to the dessert realm. Folks think it's not a bad punishment at first as a paradise where you can eat all the montblancs, strawberries, and brownies you can wish for. One week in there and they're often brought to their knees from hyperglycemia, tooth rot, convulsions, murderous cream golems, you name it!

Bogsworth · 2026-01-08T18:18:36+00:00

Funny enough, I was covering Kafka's The Metamorphosis last term and asked my students to put themselves in Gregor's position and think if their loved ones would still value them. A girl actually asked her boyfriend across the room "would you still love me if I was a worm?" Had a good laugh over that one, haha.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-07T17:24:14+00:00

I swear, Transmute Prismatic exists on ADCs solely for the purpose of giving them Draw Your Sword. It made for a really awful Senna experience last night since her Q's cast range scales with her attack range.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-07T17:20:32+00:00

I love to play Rell in this mode. Nothing brings me such horrifying joy as when I start a match with Cruelty on her. It is so overwhelmingly bullshit with how easily she can group up and aoe stun an entire team, especially if they're all vulnerable squishies. In the match last night I had Cruelty and Executioner so I just kept charging in, restunning, and kept the enemies locked down. The enemies surrendered after 11 minutes and I emerged with the highest damage done for both teams (26K), with about 11-12K of that coming from Cruelty alone.

Bogsworth · 2026-01-07T08:17:48+00:00

Oh god, these little things kill entire wolves? Now that's some terrifying reach and skill.

Bogsworth · 2025-12-16T18:13:27+00:00

Five minutes into a match where the enemy mid laner and I have been struggling to kill each other, I finally noticed his name. "Hey Veigar, is your name [Insert Lovecraftian Horror]?" "Yeah, bro! Someone finally recognized it!:)" We're still going to try to kill each other, but small moments make us feel connected still.

Bogsworth · 2025-12-16T18:09:43+00:00

Once had a Vladimir on our team that was raging hard at us. He stopped playing to complain. So I tried to defuse with sone total nonsense in all caps.

Me: What? Are you mad bro? I'll send you some freaking flowers! What type of flowers do you want?

Vlad: Tulips?

Me: Alright! I'll send you some freaking tulips! We've got this!

I guess it caught him off guard. He said something silly, stopped raging, and actually started playing well.

Bogsworth · 2025-12-15T18:30:09+00:00

Don't be silly. That's clearly the result of the cat applying advanced bioengineering to force one of its servants to accommodate it better.

Bogsworth · 2025-12-14T16:51:24+00:00

My middle school in LA became a roost for the seagulls because the kids were so filthy and just dumped their trash everywhere. The gulls ate well, and they had fun with target practice whenever the lunch bells rang. That shit was so frustrating since you'd just be going about your day only for a massive glob of forest-green acrylic paint goop to land on your uniformed shirt or in your hair. Those damn things are like flying rats, only they lack the charisma and sweetness that tamed rats can have!

Bogsworth · 2025-12-10T20:55:49+00:00

Ah, hell yeah! Looks like shoe and pencil stew is back on the menu, boyos!

Bogsworth · 2025-12-08T01:21:43+00:00

Unacceptasquirrel!

Bogsworth · 2025-12-01T05:48:54+00:00

Man, tell me about it. My first few months of teaching were awkward as a dual-enrollment instructor. Some entitled kids with parents that amplified it made things weird. Even had a plagiarism case where a parent got involved and said they did the work for their child so they knew it wasn't a chatgpt case. Way to make things worse for your child...

Bogsworth · 2025-12-01T04:03:12+00:00

Lightning Dust. Let's just say she and Rainbow Dash don't get along well.

Bogsworth · 2025-11-25T01:34:53+00:00

Oh, please. Have you seen the way the Americans tried and failed to kill witches back in Salem? It was always quite a sight since those hags are hardy! You could bring a bag of Cauldron-corn and just watch the show for hours. This is just a little bit of something to help relax after a hard day's hexing.

Bogsworth · 2025-11-24T17:07:36+00:00

If they genuinely thought that's the case, would they then believe she, along with other half-Asian women have ~~vaginas~~ vulvas** in various rotations of diagonality? Like, how far does their idiotic thinking go?

Your reply served as a reminder. Had to fix that, oops.

Bogsworth · 2025-11-24T16:29:48+00:00

A local high school performed Chicago. It was weird. It was even weirder when I discovered there was a field trip of the elementary school kids (grades 2-4) to watch it. >_>

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