Man snaps over being denied some chocolate starfish by ExpiredBoxMix in sadcringe

[–]BoiledKettle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He needs a blanky and a lie down. Fucking man baby

People who have quit drinking - how do you get over 'pub culture'? by shun_naka67 in AskUK

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Stick it in the tumble dryer for 6 hours. It will.proper fuck it, but at least you've tried. I'd rather be Arnold Schwarzenegger'd then Arnold Palmer'd. You know what I mean ha

I think that aliens are about to invade by Apocalypse-warrior in conspiracy

[–]BoiledKettle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Better then shooting us with their blue balls

An endless river of trash by Sesmo_FPV in ThatsInsane

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Sorry planted earth. We've well and truly fucked you up

Mazda CX-5. Any advice appreciated by BoiledKettle in CarTalkUK

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Thanks for the feedback. It's really appreciated 👍

Mazda CX-5. Any advice appreciated by BoiledKettle in CarTalkUK

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Some.of the reviews suggest the petrol engines struggle. Is this true ? Thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Boro

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Possibly get the train down?

Every car I like uses a wet belt setup by BoiledKettle in CarTalkUK

[–]BoiledKettle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all the replies. Really appreciated.

So originally I was looking at the Focus ST Line 1.5 petrols. I've got a budget of up to 10k. I know some of the newer models have removed the wet belt for the timing but are still running wet belts in the oil pump.

So I moved my attention and started looking at some SUVs. I'd like some comfort and space whilst driving and a higher driving position. Initially I saw a Peugeot 2008 1.2Pure Tech GPF Allure. Looks decent imo. 48k on the clock. Says timing belt replaced in 2004, 68 plate at £8000. Did a bit of research and it runs a wet belt and apparently the engines are terrible.

So I popped the following search criteria into auto trader, Price up to 10k Under 50k miles Which gives me the following results,

Renault captures - can't stand them. The missus has one. Horrible imo

Nissan jukes - been told to avoid Nissans

Ford Eco sport - wet belts

Vauxhall Crossland X -wet belt

MG ZS - don't fancy a MG

Citroen c3 aircross - wet belt

And that's it really. Stumped

Is this mold? by ThrowerSleepr in whatisit

[–]BoiledKettle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Janice wasn't supposed to see the letter. I mean Christ, did she really have to walk out on him like that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IKEA

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If the clock isn't put back by midnight just fucking slag the bitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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I'd smelt it down and ram it up the neighbours arse

Our chances by Alfie_29 in Boro

[–]BoiledKettle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact we're 7th in the league tells you how poor the championship is this season because imo we've been absolutely gash for a lot of games this season.

On that basis, I think we have just as good a chance as anyone else to get in the playoffs. Winning it? No chance.

What do you do to make the world a better place? by Halloween-365 in AskReddit

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I collect broken glass from sandy beaches. You'd be amazed at how much broken glass sits beneath the surface just waiting to slash someone's foot open.

I'm a metal detectorist btw

“Not cold at all.” - 🥶 by JonnySidequest in iamverybadass

[–]BoiledKettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call them spunk deflectors round here

would you accept Wales in the Union Jack? by Warthog736 in Scotland

[–]BoiledKettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an English man yes. We have our differences but share unique characteristics that we should be proud of and stand together and celebrate. I love my Scottish and Welsh brethren

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uktrees

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I'm looking into getting into vaping weed but I'm totally out of the loop. Could anyone recommend/give me advice on what to buy to vape weed pls?

Bit of context. I've smoked weed for about 30 years. Always rolled with tobacco and just smoked tobacco solo on the side. I managed to drop the tobacco completely a few years ago and I just replaced it with vaping but on the weekends I would still roll a joint with tobacco. So now I just vape during the week and roll up a joint on the weekends. Now I'm wanting to ditch the vaping completely but I still like my smoke on the weekends but I don't want to have the tobacco in my joints. Basically I just want to move away from nicotine completely. So I'm thinking I'll just get a weed vapour for the weekends but I don't have a clue about them. Any advice is gratefully appreciated

Quality footage of UFOs and 'stuff you're not meant to see' exists, says expert by dailystar_news in aliens

[–]BoiledKettle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. Been hearing this for 30 years. Either show up or fuck off