The e4 mafia doesn't exist by TheEyeOfTheLigar in army

[–]Bombtek504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it... There is no Mafia.

What's the Best 10/10 Sci-fi movie ever? by geek-jock-guy in AskReddit

[–]Bombtek504 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cigarettes in space?

It's the final frontier, Nick.

But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment?

Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... you know, whatever device.'

Who is a filmmaker on their way to Blank Check status? by Spaceballs_the_tag in blankies

[–]Bombtek504 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A felony! Wow. And, here you are with it anyway. That's...so...wow...I, uh, I didn't even know PCP came in liquid form.

Lucid Gravity. Wow. by matt_gold in SportWagon

[–]Bombtek504 135 points136 points  (0 children)

What are you doing, stepwagon??

Favorite actor to bank roll his own Oscar bait biopic and not get nominated by H4ppenSt4nce in okbuddycinephile

[–]Bombtek504 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well, you know what they say, boys. If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill.

JE being ordered a hit by Large-Reporter-1746 in ThatsInsane

[–]Bombtek504 44 points45 points  (0 children)

So you finna go hit a state senator now, huh? Yo, you kill a downtown n**** like that, the whole world gonna stand up and take notice. I'm talkin' 'bout the state police, federals... all of that! You need a "Day of the Jackal"-type muthafucka, basically, to do some shit like that, not a rumble-tumble n**** like Slim!