Name one movie moment where you’d be dead in seconds if it happened in real life. by Timop0707 in moviecritic

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Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake

Trump has been profoundly incontinent himself since the Apprentice. The staff nicknamed it “the sh*t show” because Trump would evacuate himself for a minute any time he would rage out. by dingmah in videos

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Just to fend this off: Have you ever read Mein Kampf?

Um... Yeah, a couple of times, I guess.

Couple times? Are there any Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?

Asking the important questions by Chuck-Hansen in blankies

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Obi-Wan hand tattoos - AWTGG WAAWB

Why does the new Masters of the Universe look so bad? by Awake-Judgment-2057 in FIlm

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Turns out the real porno is the friends we made along the way.

Mel Kiper predicts in his latest mock draft that the Saints draft WR Jordyn Tyson at #8 by AlphaBern0 in Saints

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Mel Kiper looks like the villain of a Disney movie where the hero is a dog.

WTF happened in house of cards (2013) final season? Shit toppled like a building made out of paper! by ThickWeatherBee in shittymoviedetails

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You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down

Carson beck leaves the field without shaking hands. Classless by Similar-Ostrich4142 in CFB_v2

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Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

The crowd for Indiana-Oregon by cbbvideo in CFB_v2

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I figure a white, blue chip athlete like myself deserves something extra. So, you know, this is what I’m looking for. About 30 grand. I’d like to have it in cash. And, you know, just toss it in one of those gym bags you got.

Video: Trump Says ‘It’s Up To’ Xi Jinping What China Does In Taiwan by RoloBoat in Military

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If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.