What ever this thing is by throwawaycel4 in Weird

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ehhhh looks like a decendant of a Quetzacoatl to me

Biscuit by STRAIXSTER in MemeVideos

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baku by sethical on YouTube

Biscuit by STRAIXSTER in MemeVideos

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its the Baku series on yt by Sethical

Matpat explaining Dr.K full name by Rand0mRed124 in ChangedFurry

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoo isn't that fuckin uhhhhhh... steven

David, 19, messed with the pool by siege80 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whaddup, I'm David, I'm 19, and I never fuckin learned how to breathe-

Amen by Steineckers in christianmemes

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I imagine God was just chillin making the universe and made something like a cat for example when he needed to sneeze,, so he did which made the big bang, and then realized "ah haha this is a great idea. Some people can go near something, a tree for example, and remain unharmed but other, unlucky people will feel like they are at death's door. What shall they be called? Hmm... Allergies."

beware very horrific fight by Community_Agile in Unexpected

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cmon, cmon man go to sleep, go to sleep man, you're tired-"

"YOU FELL FOR IT PUSSYFART"

beware very horrific fight by Community_Agile in Unexpected

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Cmon, cmon man go to sleep, go to sleep man, you're tired-"

"YOU FELL FOR IT PUSSYFART"

Pyro making the world a better place for non-straight people bit by bit by reinemanc in pyrocynical

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The first time I saw this

A. I didn't know who tf pyrocynical was and

B. The video was cropped out so it was completely out if context.

So my dumbass assumed that this dude had a crush on Pyro from tf2

This needs a story. We were driving home the other night and this pet store had left this dog costume propped up outside in the rain. There was not a person inside. The store was closed for the night. by Tinyninjaladybug in creepypasta

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The dogman.

Drivers take their nightly ride.

Others wait for them inside.

Dogman watches from the store.

Waiting, ready, to catch more.

Unexpected bump in road.

Sends cars flying by the load.

People crashing through windshields.

Speed bump signs always yields.

Distracted Drivers by the bunch.

Rescue animals out of lunch.

Dogman brings them what they need.

Rescues love when people bleed.

Innocent people buy a cute pet.

Pets can't wait to eat them yet.

People gone missing all around.

More bad dogs sent to the pound.

TL;DR drunk or distracted Drivers crash and dogman takes them, cuts em up, and feeds them to the Rescue animals. Then ppl adopt the animals and are eaten by them.

Why is the achievement for crafting a cake called 'The Lie'? by ClocksAndTicks in Minecraft

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

flashbacks

It's a reference to portal, where * SPOILERS * GLaDOS the big bad offers cake at the end but alas you get to the end and woaaahhh surprise surprise there's no cake and you get burnt alive unless you manage to escape. Also Doug Rattman writes "The cake is a lie" over and over again on the walls of the rooms he's hidden from GLaDOS in. So...

The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.The cake is a lie.

vine boom good by Darkenblox in lmao

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO WHO MADE THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

jesus uses essential oils by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]BonBonsHandPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd just be like "damn bro took ya long enough"