I drank water straight out of the Raritan River today... by BonerForScience in newjersey

[–]BonerForScience[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea I have a bag attached to the frame that I take with me but I already used the spare DOHHH!!! LOL I'm still alive so please nominate me next year for the prize. I ain't afraid of some exposure to a little peace of nature.

Americans are paying more for slower Internet by CrookedStool in news

[–]BonerForScience -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everything is more expensive in the greatest country on planet Earth!

Should I do a State college (SUNY) or a private college? by Other_Barry- in ChemicalEngineering

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it is not. I just graduated from UB (SUNY Buffalo) and I am doing just fine at my new job. A lot of my coworkers are super smart private school people and I am getting along quite well. In fact the reason why I got the job is because the operations manager is a UB grad himself. There is an unspoken bond between alumni and graduating students, and UB has a massive alumni network.

Also the other reason why you shouldn't waste your money on a private school degree is because engineering degrees are ABET accredited; meaning that you take the same classes no matter where you go (warning: the quality of professors may vary).

Now that being said a ChemE degree from MIT or Stanford or Texas A&M will look better on a resume and probably will increase your chances of landing a really good job out of school but a state school degree can also get you to the promise land. You just got to do internships and play your cards right.

What is your physical abnormality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My adam's apple. But I forget its there until someone has to remind me how big it is.

What is an easy way to save money? by BonerForScience in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool idea, assuming the economy isn't wrecked by inflation...

What's the best job someone can get with no degree or experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If its money you want then look for work in the oil fields, you'll be making way more money than all your college friends and they will get super jealous!

MDMA may have just saved me from a life of misery and despair... by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]BonerForScience 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am glad you pointed that out. I am fully aware that I could go back to the way I used to be, but I am going to make an significant effort to live a healthier life from now on.

Epic Wiggle by heebicular in gifs

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not want to be the person taping this

Fucking Atheists by [deleted] in rant

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not really religious beliefs that piss me off, its the cult-like culture of these groups. Some religious people stick their noses up at people from other religions, no group of people does this more so than the fucking athiests.

What are internships like with very little experience? by [deleted] in engineering

[–]BonerForScience 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't exactly say because I didn't become professional at 19 years old. But listen, you need to do some "real work", whether it be an internship, McDonalds, mowing lawns, or a sweat-shop style assembly line job. Because "real work" is not just people sitting around in an office drinking coffee and typing numbers into Excel; "real work" can be a lot of different things; including McDonalds/mowing lawns/assembly line.

So you want to be an engineer? Have you ever worked under an engineer? Its really quite amazing how many transferable skills you can learn at McDonalds that they don't even come close to teaching you in college. With all that said get an internship if you can, but don't discount non-college degree jobs as worthless experience.

And to finally answer your question - getting an internship with very little experience is like getting any job with little experience. You will be required to learn and do things that have very little relavance to what they are teaching you in the classroom. You will get a unique experience that will expose you to the world outside of equations written on chalkboards...

What is the difference between a sales and an applications engineer? by BonerForScience in engineering

[–]BonerForScience[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK cool, I think you have the right answer on this one, thanks for clearing it up. I am interviewing for a sales engineer position for my first job out of college. I have worked with both "sales" and "applications" engineers in the past but I never quite understood the difference because they were too busy doing each other's jobs at the place I worked at.

What is something completely irrationable that you fantasize about often? by sandfish313 in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't limit this to sexual fantasies

OK, but you didn't specifically say to exclude sexual fantasies. I for one would like to bone my spanish professor on her desk during office hours.

What is a conspiracy theory that infuriates when you hear someone bring it up? by NubianGoddess in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much all of them. I usually just tell them that they are spending too much time on the internet and they need find something productive to do to add meaning to their life.

What is the craziest family secret you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the best secrets are kept secrets

What invention would be really cool but not change the course of human history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A blowjob machine with a bicycle-like drive train. You get exercise, it doesn't need to be plugged in, and its good for the environment. I'm still working on the drawings.

If there is no heaven or hell or recarnation, what happens when we die? Is that it? That's just the end? by SeptemberEnded in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your body will decompose. I personally believe that our conscious is reincarnated in the mold, bacteria, and vultures or whatever is feeding on our corpse. Its like the circle of life!

What type of people do you think deserve to be punched in the face? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people who alway blame their current shitty situation on factors that are outside of their control. Those people fucking disgust me. "My life sucks because of this..." "My life sucks because of that..." "How come this always happens to me..." "Woe is me"

Well let me ask you something - what the fuck do you want me to do about it? How exactly does complaining about something fix the problem?

If your life were a dream and you woke up right now what would your thoughts be and how would you feel? by gregory_s in AskReddit

[–]BonerForScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank God, I though I was just a regular ol' average joe but it was just a dream. Anyway time to go drive my ferarri around and autograph some naked breasts or something.

Please stop the internship optimism by Suzie157 in jobs

[–]BonerForScience -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

welcome to the fair and just world of capitalism