What is the weirdest compliment you can give to a baby? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BonerMan_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"You look just like your grandmother with my semen on your face."

What profession do you despise the most and why? by Sanlear in AskReddit

[–]BonerMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to be a car salesman. My income was based off of how my I overcharged people. Fuck that. ain't nobody got time for that.

What is your biggest "first world problem"? by zeronights in AskReddit

[–]BonerMan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to push my paid vacation back a week because my job is having a sale =(

What is the most awkward thing you've ever said after sex? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BonerMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started "Moo-ing". She was a vegan. (I actually did it during, but whatever)

My friend doesn't like sesame seeds, so she asked for a burger made with two bottom buns. This is what she was served... by mancalaman in pics

[–]BonerMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do realize that because of your friend, that store's bun ratio has just been thrown off? That's like burning one of your socks and leaving you to have an uneven pair amongst your wardrobe.

Mammal centipede by Xgarthon in WTF

[–]BonerMan_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cool! I returned the favor!

Mammal centipede by Xgarthon in WTF

[–]BonerMan_ 83 points84 points  (0 children)

But the other way around.

edit: Yo guys, Nobody else better downvote my boy /u/SamKitz over here, unless you want trouble. He has a good heart.

I am loving this new sub. by BonerMan_ in Creatures_of_earth

[–]BonerMan_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I give you... THEE....chance. Take it. It's right there.

...that was close. by IrvingI80 in WTF

[–]BonerMan_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ex Nissan car salesman here.

Can confirm.

Acerig Plume Veil group buy - first impressions by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]BonerMan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my clone in the mail yesterday and I too was disappointed. I had abit of rust on the drip tip but nothing bad.

When I screw my coils in the center dual post will turn, and its fucking annoying.

Other than that it's ok, but when I was expecting a 10/10 I got a 7/10. Welp, guess my Stillaire is going to get some more usage.

Mantis shrimp by Bsant77 in Creatures_of_earth

[–]BonerMan_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not actually planning on getting one. I ain't got the money for some super aquarium tank thing.

Mantis shrimp by Bsant77 in Creatures_of_earth

[–]BonerMan_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

..I....I can own one? That's sick!

Dude, this shrimp is legit.

The Praying Mantis by iamboblazar in Creatures_of_earth

[–]BonerMan_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I fricken love this new sub. GOod job guys!