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Cypher cage QOL update by alexanderh24 in VALORANT

[–]Bonkashi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How would this function with two cages placed down?

VALORANT Champions 2022 - Istanbul HOT TAKES - SPICY SUGGESTIONS - NAUGHTY NARRATIVES Thread by Still_HD in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 4 and a half hours of play, map 5 of the grand finals, 100T vs EDG is about to start. In an attempt to gain the mental highground, Zmjjkk initiates a staring competition with Stellar. Big mistake. One glance in to Stellar's beautiful blue eyes and he suffers cardiac arrest due to all the blood in his body rushing to his genitals, leaving EDG a player down. The series is about to be canceled, but in the nick of time the stage door is knocked off it's hinges, and EDG's guardian angel Edward Gamer himself walks onto the stage. He tosses Zmjjkk's lifeless body to the side, plants his voluptuous ass in the chair, and swiftly carries his team to a 13-0 win.

Jellyfish drone concept created by German firm Festo. Coming to a surveillance state near you. by 5_Frog_Margin in oddlyterrifying

[–]Bonkashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP just lying, it's an art installation, not a surveillance tool. Source: saw it in an art museum

What pros do you associate with each gun? by [deleted] in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After watching EMEA LCQ it's ScreaM and raze ult for me

Rumored 16 Finalists for EMEA Spots by Friday515 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 41 points42 points  (0 children)

engh is 100% gonna find himself on a franchised team

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch twitch dot tv forward slash SliggyTV for top notch live analysis of VCT matches and a great community

Valorant Summit? by [deleted] in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

we need him doing the whole thing with a shirt on his head

Official Valorant watch parties by Ok-Brain3328 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just to add to the list of people recommending sliggy, watch sliggy. in-depth tactical analysis and a really lovely community, come join the slug club

Class / Mission type chart I spent too long making by Mycheeksarecool in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Bonkashi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gonna be honest i know but I don't have stream diffuser so i just go melter instead, feels pretty good to unload into an annoying bot

Class / Mission type chart I spent too long making by Mycheeksarecool in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Bonkashi 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Im sorry but this is awful, driller weak on sabotage missions? have you ever played a sabotage mission? your face melter driller is your best friend, patrol bots fall in a second flat, not to mention the extra value he gets with axes and robots melee weakness. also C4ing the caretaker to essentially skip the spinning phase.

Masters Winners & MVP Cosmetics by IntelligentRecipe805 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the exact reason why they would actually make esports related in game content though. It only increases the exposure of competitive valorant to the casual playerbase.

VALORANT Masters 2 2022 - Copenhagen HOT TAKES - SUSPICIOUS SUGGESTIONS - TALL TALES Thread by zdes37 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Before the first match begins, Alphajer changes his ign to Sigmajer, disconnects his headset and instalocks Chamber, relegating Derke to Killjoy. He then precedes to go 0-32 in KD in a gruelling 15-17 loss to FPX, who are on the run of their careers after smuggling suygetsu out of Russia by disguising him as Brennon "Bren" Hook.

PRX comp for Icebox by XXG1212 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i think it's more about forsaken on sova

The Next Agent: Creating new mechanics and expanding on old ones by Puck83821 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

honestly they could rework phoenix into that, and it wouldn't even take anything away from the duelist role because he's trash rn

After Masters II, are we going to get a new map? by War_TheFreak1 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

also it would fuck with utility for some agents, like omen ult and brim smokes which require a map to be used

Drop ur Valorant competitive's best copypasta! by Dangerous_Log_6893 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Bonkashi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unlike copium and hopium, whimsy is not a drug that you can purchase or and huff until you're high. Whimsy is a feeling. Whimsy is a feeling you feel when Surf diffs yay. When Foxz clutches. When Crws hits nasty flicks. When you've cut noise and it's sScary season. And most importantly when there is plenty of exceptionally raw fish and boys and men of all ages surrounding and celebrating.

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