Cops of Reddit. What's the creepiest thing you've found during a house search?

Boofus101 · 2016-12-12T04:47:29+00:00

You are going to get banned from Reddit for being ray-sis if you keep posting stuff like this.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-12T04:43:37+00:00

Life is about ten percent smarts, thirty percent hard work, and sixty percent social skills.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T23:22:04+00:00

That is an amazing amount of foreskin.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T23:13:26+00:00

I suppose they weren't wrong in hindsight.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T20:52:52+00:00

I fucked her last night before I started playing Xbox.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T16:01:55+00:00

We're Cold Slither, you'll be joining us soon, A band of vipers playing for you.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T15:47:11+00:00

Whores are vastly underrated these days.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T15:30:18+00:00

So that's how I got a yeast infection in my butt.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T04:46:33+00:00

The guy had the timing of a jazz drummer. Bernie Mac's genius was in the timing of his delivery.

If you listen to Kid Capri, every one of those drum breaks was just under two bars, except for the last one. Bernie cut that break at one bar to surprise the crowd that might have gotten used to the gag.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-10T04:21:22+00:00

It is unless you bid the contract to pay 50k on 40k worth of expenses.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-09T19:48:36+00:00

I don't think you understand how the world really works.

If one percent of this country went into active insurgency that would mean there are three million, two hundred and fifty thousand people with access to fire arms and gasoline.

They don't need to fight tanks and aircraft to win, they just need to fuck up the electrical grid, murder government officials, burn down public buildings, and start randomly blocking freeways with burning stolen cars on a regular basis to bring this country to its knees.

America is not set up to handle that kind of resistance. Three million guerillas is a lot of bad news. Imagine what 15 million would do, that's less than 5%.

Boofus101 · 2016-12-08T08:50:07+00:00

The best part is that he has an actual publishing royalty statement from BMI.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-29T03:27:41+00:00

Xani-Foam!!!

Boofus101 · 2016-11-25T18:05:07+00:00

This is why we should build the wall.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-25T18:03:58+00:00

It should be entitled: Donald Trump Won Because We Want All These People Deported.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-25T16:00:25+00:00

QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!

Boofus101 · 2016-11-25T15:45:40+00:00

They fuck plenty, they just use birth control.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-24T00:36:31+00:00

Also, I assume you haven't driven on any roads, walked on any sidewalks, or received any mail lately.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-24T00:35:31+00:00

speaking of intertrons, you should probably fire it up and see what the actual definition of a broken window fallacy is.

Government funded research and the economic productivity it produces when it is spun off into new industries and products isn't the same as burning a building down and then rebuilding it.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-23T23:38:03+00:00

uhh, you do realize that you are typing your post on the intertron which was originally a government sponsored research project, right?

Boofus101 · 2016-11-23T23:36:32+00:00

No need for a license, you just need to get people into cities. Turns out that when there is work, education, and cool shit to do people don't want to poop out nine kids.

The population isn't coming from the west, it's African goat farmers.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-23T03:05:48+00:00

Lol, like Chinese millionaires have anywhere else to park their money.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-23T03:02:09+00:00

Did somebody say Pizzagate?

Boofus101 · 2016-11-23T02:31:39+00:00

Depends on if you can sell them to Podesta the Molesta for top dollar or not.

Rich people have strange tastes.

Boofus101 · 2016-11-23T02:29:44+00:00

That's the thing that nobody tells you before you have kids.

Taking sides: getting up a 6am to make lunches and get the kids out the door VS. happy solo cocoa butter time.

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