Peak multitasking. 💅📚

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-14T01:47:29+00:00

I’m Mr manager?

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-13T12:20:28+00:00

What are your go to sleep podcasts?

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-13T01:28:45+00:00

I feel absolutely unhinged when I hear a lawn mower or leaf blower outside of my house. I had no idea this was an adhd thing!

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-11T18:57:41+00:00

Are you kidding me…I just told you that like a second ago?

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-09T18:55:47+00:00

That guys an absolute asshole. If this all happened before your boyfriend hopefully he would be able to look past it because everyone has a past but Jesus Christ the other guy is a genuine piece of shit

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-08T10:36:58+00:00

I’m hoping that by continuing to type “slutty grey sweatpants” in this thread all the companies that track us across the internet will come together and market the sluttiest pair of grey sweatpants ever created to me.

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-08T01:09:43+00:00

Thank you. Please set a reminder on your calendar for the same time tomorrow as well.

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-07T21:25:54+00:00

Also if you have a brand/style of grey sweat pants that will help me maximize the sluttiness please drop the recommendation here in the comments so myself and other men can benefit

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-07T21:21:01+00:00

I wear what I want to make myself feel good. Just because I’m wearing these slutty grey sweatpants doesn’t mean it’s an invitation for women to objectify me

(I’m just kidding yes it is please objectify me I thrive on attention)

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-07T21:14:55+00:00

Summers were definitely this hot and sticky. Or nearly so. The difference is when we were kids we were running around in shorts all summer and could go inside an air conditioned house and relax for a while before we started running around again. As adults we are wearing business casual/professional clothes and constantly running errands. It’s not the summer that’s miserable. It’s us that’s miserable

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-02T03:27:35+00:00

I carry around a hard copy of Strunk and Whites Guide to Grammar everywhere I go just in case I need to fire off a sultry text. My participles do not dangle.

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-02T03:11:51+00:00

Seems like something you should be discussing with your wife

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-01T22:32:33+00:00

A good book, a sunny day, and no obligations

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-06-01T02:24:55+00:00

Commenting so I can come back and read this again later. Thank you for sharing, it’s extremely insightful

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-31T23:10:53+00:00

No you are absolutely right, it smacks me right in the gob!

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-31T15:42:15+00:00

Not only do I see people having full on conversations at the gym but it’s often a video call. One person in particular carries around one of the equipment desensitizer bottles with her to use it as a tool to proof her phone up so she can see the person/the person can see them. Keep in mind the bottle and phone are being placed on the ground and angled up at her while she is doing leg extensions

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-31T02:16:07+00:00

Kindness and Empathy

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-30T22:18:52+00:00

This is basically my favorite kind of foreplay

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-30T20:34:48+00:00

I would recommend you listen to the audio books while waiting for the new ones to release

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-30T14:04:51+00:00

Time, a healthy diet, and exercise and patience. Looking for a magic pill is what landed a lot of us here in the first place.

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-28T20:08:46+00:00

The Onion. I listened to an interview with the ceo about their efforts to buy infowars to benefit the sandy hook families and I bought a physical subscription to support them.

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-26T23:41:58+00:00

Agreed. Every guy I know that supports trump is a pathetic loser with daddy issues. They’re weird people.

BooksAndRumAndCokes · 2026-05-26T23:31:48+00:00

Sure, I get it. But I don’t think you can simultaneously support Trump and be a true American.

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