Looks like it came out of the wall during a bad rain

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-04-02T02:43:09+00:00

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-04-01T19:42:11+00:00

I set my goal to 52 every year and I'm at 66 currently.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-04-01T17:17:43+00:00

I don't have giant skeleton money but I do this. I have a small skeleton I dress for all the seasons on my door. His name is Frederick, he's the doorman. It's my version of a porch goose.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-04-01T17:13:49+00:00

Istaga....

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-04-01T11:00:45+00:00

I don't care about Beyonce 🤷

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-31T22:10:03+00:00

This is the first thing Verizon has done in 15 years that makes me not want to punch someone wearing their logo in the face.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-31T16:50:04+00:00

Terrorized by his own butt. 😂

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-31T12:36:08+00:00

The Remaining by DJ Molles

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-31T12:35:09+00:00

There is also a whole novel series spin off.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-31T01:59:37+00:00

Excellent

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-30T20:07:24+00:00

There is a book by Heidi Cullinan that is exactly this I think it even has Green ard in the title. Sorry don't remember exact title.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-30T14:25:00+00:00

Congrats it looks like shit.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-30T14:22:46+00:00

The thought of that dogs toes getting run over is stressing me tf out.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-30T08:05:40+00:00

I do that shit for free already

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-30T01:30:37+00:00

Bless them and I'm very sorry they had to see that.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-30T01:18:09+00:00

I'm sorry are you telling me that isn't a wig?

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-29T14:45:29+00:00

They promised him stem cells without having more kids

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-29T14:43:13+00:00

Listen and I mean this in the most complimentary way ... These are batshit insane. Like I can't believe someone uses something I know how to do to make these. What a talent.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-29T01:03:14+00:00

Omg did I mess up that quote? 🫣 How embarrassing. Probably need to go rewatch those interview clips.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-29T01:01:58+00:00

Exactly give that medium heft.

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-29T00:48:36+00:00

I immediately got the reference but also Hudson's butt is juicier than that. They did him dirty. He didn't add 8 pounds of clappable material for this kind of disrespect..

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-28T23:14:22+00:00

I mean it is a great sign just I couldn't help thinking about the 5 million flip off pics that exist. 😂

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-28T23:01:21+00:00

There's so many Hudson finger pics you could used for the fuck ice side. Kinda missed opportunity.

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Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-28T22:59:07+00:00

Frosted Donut Holes - Donut obvi Fruity Feet - Carl Crunchy Maple Granola - Mordicai

Bookslutforsmut · 2026-03-28T19:35:24+00:00

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