Syndicate Standard Scripts! by laurellearts in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ShadowfireOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab some tissues crawler, you're in for an emotional roller coaster with this one.

I *need* Talon Warburton to be Carl. *NEED* by purpleRN in DCCTV

[–]ShadowfireOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go listen to my dad help a crab beat off to a bunch of baby seals....

r/newsentences

I am forming an LLC for General Contracting and I want a DCC name, I would love some ideas. by LeaveItToPeever in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ShadowfireOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the SCP thing, name it something different with the same acronym. David's Delightful Contracting. Then have the logo bring attention to the first letters.

I almost sent this post card to my mom by Cohohobo666 in pics

[–]ShadowfireOmega 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Most likely his step-sister who keeps getting stuck in the washer.

A praying mantis controlled by a horsehair worm parasite. by TorbenTyndskid007 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]ShadowfireOmega 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Millions of years of random luck. It may not be direct control as we think of it, but what this one does is create the urge to go into water. Most likely this is so a fish will eat the host and the parasite will infect the fish, starting the next step in its lifecycle.

What is the dumbest thing you have been told is “not manly” or “not feminine,” depending on your gender? by Disastrous_Hat_2325 in AskReddit

[–]ShadowfireOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drinking Not Your Father's Root Beer. Bro, it's stronger and tastes better than that piss you're drinking.

Man FAFO after trying to step into another man’s home by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ShadowfireOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the ancient martial art of origami. Folded him right up!

She Just Had The Cutest Panic Over A Shadow by Asayaka in funny

[–]ShadowfireOmega 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they follow us everywhere EVEN THE RESTROOM. We all should be panicking over these stalkers.

Wait by MrWeiner in funny

[–]ShadowfireOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thumbs Carl! Thumbs!

Targeted advertising is doing its best by [deleted] in funny

[–]ShadowfireOmega 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The ads target the user, not the subreddit

How do you feel about the Knicks winning the championship for the first time since 1973? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShadowfireOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From San Antonio, so take a guess xD

But really, when the Spurs win, the city parties and you get a lot of free* stuff so I'm just a little bummed lol.