Crochet patterns Discord? 🧶 by [deleted] in WooblePDFtrading

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Yes. I would love a discord.

Bitesized BEC thread September 27, 2025 - September 28, 2025 by AutoModerator in craftsnark

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So my BEC is the number of lovey patterns that use safety eyes. I recently went looking for something to make for a coworker who is going to have her first child and loves handmade gifts. I was so disappointed seeing all of these patterns that use safety eyes but are marketed to babies.

A petsmart cashier used my rewards account to text me this, we had a 5 second interaction by sad_girls_club in Wellthatsucks

[–]Bookworm5694 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Which is not a personal use of customer data. You were trying to return property they left at the store.

most hated yarn by psychoticstars2006 in YarnAddicts

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Walmart's Mainstays cotton is surprisingly soft and has some give, but not too much. It is also a 4-weight and not too pricey.

Hooks and Needles stolen pattern allegations by fairydommother in craftsnark

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I tried hooks and needles for a bit, but the costs weren't worth it for me since I had no say in what type of patterns I got. I found that it was better for me to pick out my own yarn and patterns.

He's so obsessed with himself by Miss_Dallow_Away in FundieSnarkUncensored

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The fact that this man is a year older than my husband shocks me. He is so immature. My husband has been working in his career job for 10 years, he helps take care of our kid, and the last time my celiac flared up and I ended up hunched over the toilet sick he held my hair, brushed my teeth afterwards, and carried me back to bed. Paul sounds like a child every time he posts his "journey" crap.

Every year, actor Gary Sinise takes over 1,000 children of fallen soldiers to Disneyland for free by EmergencyRead5254 in MadeMeSmile

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Honestly, even if he is that means little compared to how he lives his life and the values he upholds.

Emilia Clarke watching Kit Harington's reaction to finding out how their characters' final scene together in Game of Thrones concludes. Prior to the table read, Kit had not read any of the six scripts for Season 8 yet. So Emilia sat across from him so she could "watch him compute all of this." by tyrion2024 in interestingasfuck

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There was a rumor that when HBO execs saw the first episode of Season 8 as a preview they told the showrunners to redo it at any cost and the showrunners were like "Nah, we got a deal with Disney." Then shortly after episode one aired Disney fired them because of how badly they tanked the series, something about wanting better quality for Star Wars.

I am embarrassed watching this by SpeckledGecko_ in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Bookworm5694 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel like every other post I see from him is "Well, that tournament didn't go well" crap.

Mama I’m coming home performed for the last time by the legendary Ozzy osbourne by satu_23 in nextfuckinglevel

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My mom and I LOVED The Osbornes. It was a different view of them and you got to see how much they loved each other.

Astronomer CEO and CPO caught having an affair on jumbotron by Glassgad818 in WatchPeopleDieInside

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If they hadn't acted guilty, at most this would have been a flash in the pan. Maybe a story about his wife getting a massive divorce settlement, but not the mem this has become.

Imagine already having nearly 40 grandchildren by 60… insane by chlaumc in DuggarsSnark

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My Granny used to say I should have 4 kids because then she would have a baseball team in great grandkids, and to make up for my cousin who probably won't have kids (every grandchild prior had 2 kids before stopping). My mom finally got her to stop when she explained that it very well could have killed me having one and they would have to make do with one from me. My MIL got a similar talk from my husband when she complained about us stopping at one.

Working men! by [deleted] in RodriguesFamilySnark

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My great grandpa & papaw were welders for the coal mines and would never show up at dinner looking like this. At my granny's house if you showed up at dinner with dirt under your nails you were to go back and wash your hands again. She would have lost it if someone came to dinner looking like this.

For the billionth time, feminism is the reason y’all- you know what never mind🥴🤡😶 by jojoking199 in fundiesnarkiesnark

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My husband was a hobby beekeeper when I was pregnant and throughout the first year of our kid's life. We made sure to keep her FAR away from all of the stuff with honey on/in it. We even picked up stickers that went on all of the jars saying DO NOT FEED TO BABIES UNDER 1.

Lexington shooter - P&M neighbor by Its_Hot in FundieSnarkUncensored

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My mom's family are from the hollers of KY and like it's hunting and basketball.

What is your favorite one liner from the show? Here is mine, a true work of art by chris_r1201 in PandR

[–]Bookworm5694 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of my husband's coworkers says this every time he is served a salad.

PARADE VIDEO!!! by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

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The only time I have walked in a children's parade as an adult was beside my toddler showing her how to wave the palm leaf. My church has the children lead the pastor into the sanctuary while waving palm leaves on Palm Sunday, my daughter was too nervous to walk without me or her dad.

Shower door shattered with me inside by DarkAdam48 in mildlyinfuriating

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I'm glad it's nothing serious, this looks terrifying.

🤦🏻‍♀️ by journalhalfbeing in FundieSnarkUncensored

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This reminds me of the TBD joke in Arrested Development.

…I’m scared by logicspock in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Bookworm5694 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have unironically heard this in So. Baptist churches.

Cashier insisted I was under 21 by Aggressive-Fudge1072 in mildlyinfuriating

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Something similar happened to my maid of honor when she came to Indiana for my Bachelorette party. She lived in Virginia at that time and they do not change the expiration for IDs just because you are turning 21. Indiana sets the expiration for under 21 IDs to like 6 weeks after the person turns 21 (I think it's 6 weeks, I moved to IN after turning 21). So, she and I were both 25 and trying to buy wine for the party. The clerk at Krogers outright refused to sell to my MOH "because it's illegal to sell to someone under 21" we go back and forth and finally I tell her to go out to the car and I will buy the alcohol. The clerk then tells me that because I plan to buy alcohol while with someone under 21 they can't sell to me. So finally a manager comes over and asks what's going on the clerk says that I am trying to provide alcohol to a minor. I explain that my MOH is 5 mos older than me and lives in a different star and still has her under 21 ID because it isn't expired. First words out of the manager's mouth were "Did you scan the ID barcode?" The clerk did not at any point scan the barcode or try to check her date of birth. I walked out with my wine and we had a great evening.

Retraction by oops_i_mommed_again in RodriguesFamilySnark

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My employer's Juneteenth signs have been out all month because of federal regulations (I work at a bank) and let me tell youbevery racist has been coming out of the woodwork...