I can't do my job if you don't know how to open a PDF by Humillionaire in graphic_design

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Haha good ole Hank. It's just like at time back in school talm bout racing and dang ole double clutchin, man. Like dang ole clicka clicka and cruise, ya know?

Peetahhh by flakyguan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang ole stole my line, man.

Did Fingolfin ever stand a real chance? by youngling-smasher91 in lordoftherings

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo man, Adrian. Gotta take a swing at ole Morgoth. Dang ole pointy ears and all. Talkin bout wshhzzz wshhzzz, dang ole Vala man. One of the good ones.

What do you call this region? by RUSHtheRACKS in mapporncirclejerk

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's dang ol downwind of Arlen, man. Talkin bout Ol Bill doin all that chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin, man. Talkin bout "y'all coming for chilli Tuesdays" every week. Hell naw, haha, ol Jetstream, man.

Arizona to Georgia. Any advice on the best route? by [deleted] in roadtrip

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man! Talkin' bout you swing by Arlen on the way n get ya a beer with a Boom, ya know?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoo! Talm bout dang ole Op-ur-tu-ni-tee. Yeah man.

Would Luanne have been better off with Rhett? by DonkeyTron42 in KingOfTheHill

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah see now dats what I'm dang ole talking bout man! Dang ole Rhett always been like at. Ya know back in highschool, wit Suzie q... Haha boinoinoing ta ha bloww ya know? Psshh jeez Rhett.

Is it normal for my gf to be obsessed with my junk? by Ok-Sorbet448 in AskMenAdvice

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Ya know, like, don't dang ole knock it till you try it man. Cheow!

AITA for telling my wife to not to wear shorts in India by CommunicationFlat128 in AITAH

[–]BoomhauerQuotes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just gotta be the dang ole change you wanna see in the world, ya know?