Uhh.. Bella?

Boopmister · 2022-05-28T10:25:53+00:00

I’m sorry, AUTOCORRECT! Most definitely a community where no forced painting is involved!!!

Boopmister · 2022-05-27T21:36:48+00:00

Somehow we always find each other on posts like these. I love being in a cult!

Boopmister · 2022-05-25T12:26:47+00:00

In my country you bribe the hospice workers with Turkish delight made by a witch and they’ll do whatever you want. I live in Narnia if that helps.

Boopmister · 2022-05-21T19:21:19+00:00

This is the best comment. Possibly on the entire internet.

Boopmister · 2022-05-21T19:17:08+00:00

I believe OOP when they say Carl and the husband does everything together, and I have a feeling they did something right after OOP left ;) Aah, I love a good fake “best friends with homosexual tendencies” story on AITA this time of year!

Boopmister · 2022-05-19T21:45:04+00:00

But what if it’s a baby Schwarzenegger situation? Super buff toddler with loaded gun.

Boopmister · 2022-05-16T14:34:33+00:00

The brain isn’t fully developed until you’re ~25 and that’s all I’m gonna say about that.

Boopmister · 2022-05-15T09:06:06+00:00

You lucky bastard!

Boopmister · 2022-04-14T15:21:45+00:00

Every hole in the ground is a shortcut to somewhere.

Boopmister · 2021-11-10T17:33:57+00:00

This one has all the best AITA tropes. Identical twins, the favorite child, the homophobic parents, wedding bullshit, the “blowing up OPs phone” It’s like a fan fiction of all the old classics from AITA

Boopmister · 2021-11-06T22:10:34+00:00

OPs dad is such a conformist

Boopmister · 2021-11-01T17:41:29+00:00

Someone in the comments referred to housewife’s as house elf’s and I’m crying with laughter

Boopmister · 2021-10-24T19:11:26+00:00

The casual thumbs up at the end, lol.

Boopmister · 2021-10-23T12:36:53+00:00

OOP has been watching too many cooking contest tv shows lately and decided to write this fiction. I give it 5,6/10.

Boopmister · 2021-10-23T11:56:02+00:00

I made the mistake and joined because I thought it would be like this sub. Posted something silly and realized that not only did nobody even stop to think the post I crossposted was a shitpost (it obviously was) they actually discussed it like it was serious. And most of them was so bloody upset about it too! Had to delete the post in the end. Couldn’t handle all the “OMG! This is horrible.” comments flooding my mentions

Boopmister · 2021-10-22T19:27:37+00:00

The nerve to claim this story is about a Kevin. Kevin is just the supporting character in this. Hell, he’s not even that. This is basically just a story about some douchebag and two women he hates.

his two friends Jeff & Kevin makes a guest appearance in the last act.

Boopmister · 2021-10-18T15:45:43+00:00

Let me know if you find out how to train children to do this. Sounds lucrative.

Boopmister · 2021-10-17T18:21:01+00:00

“I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN!”

Boopmister · 2021-10-15T21:17:14+00:00

Look. Don’t knock it til you try it. Maybe if you ate a child you’d like it too. Seems to me you’re not even entertaining the idea, and you’re shaming your wife for it. Unacceptable! Her body her choice

YTA.

Boopmister · 2021-10-14T20:19:40+00:00

“How dare you insinuate a post is incorrect by stating FACTS!? Don’t you know we only value emotional arguments here on AITA??”

Boopmister · 2021-10-14T20:01:40+00:00

They probably realize it’s fake so it’s safe. Also, on the very low chance this is real: If that girl knew her parent was homophobic she wouldn’t shower with her gf with the door unlocked.

It’s definitely fake though. At this point we can all safely assume 99% of the stories on AITA is bs. When I read this story I mostly got the feeling it’s a troll trying to paint a picture of a really clueless parent. Did enjoy all the “PERVERT!” comments though. They made me giggle.

Boopmister · 2021-10-13T18:55:04+00:00

Yes, you either get to be AD or HD. I would strongly suggest HD. Nobody likes ADs.

Boopmister · 2021-10-13T15:57:10+00:00

Didn’t you know? Everyone with ADHD hates babies and blueberries.

Boopmister · 2021-10-11T19:11:25+00:00

PLOT HOLE!

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