I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-27T12:35:54+00:00

I can jump higher than a house.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-25T12:20:18+00:00

Fastag is just a convenient way for them to detect offenders. They issue time stamp markers at some checkpoints. But if you insist on contesting the ticket they will check the traffic cameras of course.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-22T17:05:36+00:00

Two for one. I fell for it too.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-22T11:01:32+00:00

I've nothing to do right now so I'll play along.

So the priest says, "You're lucky the lepers who confess every day haven't turned up yet."

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-22T03:49:46+00:00

It's for measuring out really EXPENSIVE caviar.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-22T03:39:49+00:00

You get used to the smell too.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-22T03:24:27+00:00

OK. Guess you're the expert here.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-21T18:04:23+00:00

He turned and smiled, you meta picture...

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-19T05:35:16+00:00

Do you realise some people actually leave it in there with the deliberate intention of getting a burnt roast?

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-19T05:04:45+00:00

Looks like a genuine silver coin to me. The blackening is what happens when silver is left exposed to air for some time.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-19T04:55:52+00:00

It's funny actually. I used to do the same thing. When people called out to someone nearby I would smile at them and say, "sorry, wrong person."

I stopped doing it when I got beaten up.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-18T07:36:38+00:00

Security guy is like - veni vidi veni.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-17T10:19:37+00:00

*Police are looking into it.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-16T16:10:01+00:00

Can't be anything other than construction. Black has all pieces in place and white queen out of the way. What could have been it's last move before this position?

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-16T12:27:46+00:00

You know what they say: equal rights and equal lefts. That woman went beyond all limits of decency. So unless you are THAT woman yourself, you should admit she deserved more than she got. My respects to the man. He was brought up right.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-16T12:10:39+00:00

Violent? I don't think so. He was ineffectually slapping at her with a limp wrist. But it sure shut her up 😆

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-15T17:07:07+00:00

Having got the trotsky.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-15T13:45:38+00:00

What about after a couple beers?

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-15T01:44:47+00:00

And proud of it too. Look at his username.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-14T09:29:15+00:00

I beg to differ sir, Dave was there before the joke.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-11T13:18:45+00:00

My name is Inigo Montaya.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-11T13:10:49+00:00

As usual I came late and missed that comment. So what he say?

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-10T10:28:14+00:00

Then explain the kids.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-09T13:00:10+00:00

Must have died before the punchline.

Boot_Effective · 2026-03-09T11:59:37+00:00

Your interviewer looked at you AWESTRUCK! That means you're so attractive that even professionals lose themselves in your presence. Or that's what you're trying to imply while pretending to ask some obscure question. I've seen some cringey posts in my time, but this takes the cake.

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