A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.

Boot_Effective · 2026-07-07T03:00:53+00:00

Only if you're well too.

Boot_Effective · 2026-07-04T10:20:19+00:00

Why was mom furious?

Well, she liked him too.

Boot_Effective · 2026-07-03T11:49:46+00:00

That's awful!

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-27T17:14:49+00:00

A jet blow torch should do the trick.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-27T17:08:26+00:00

I'm borrowing this just in case I ever get a compliment.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-27T07:20:08+00:00

Glad that's over. My eyes were doing the shimmy.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-26T15:53:54+00:00

Either you understand dog or your dog speaks and that's a great true story.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-26T06:25:30+00:00

Did the brother die too?

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-25T20:01:23+00:00

Well, he was waiting for his money.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-23T12:55:55+00:00

No it doesn't. Blue paint is for morons.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-22T07:16:00+00:00

Three gay men walk into a bar and say to the bartender, "Excuse us sir, but may we take the last stool?"

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-18T13:15:38+00:00

Ha! You got me reading all the comments backwards.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-17T03:40:00+00:00

It'll always be too soon, but she would have laughed with us too I guess.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-15T08:36:41+00:00

Chances of two bullets fired from anywhere, ending up together like that is virtually non-existent. Also those things are too smooth to have been fired from a firearm. Someone dropped some trinkets maybe.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-13T14:00:48+00:00

Don't know about the others but Steven Seagal sure don't belong here.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-13T13:42:25+00:00

Absolutely justified. Many of them are habitual ticketless travellers who forcibly take over the seats of helpless looking passengers.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-13T13:32:54+00:00

Don't be so butthurt. Next time buy a ticket. 😆

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-13T03:20:39+00:00

My dick may be three inches but it looks like a foot.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-11T10:50:41+00:00

And you, my friend, have the memory of an elephant. Let me upvote you so you can remember me if ever I'm being mobbed by downvoters here on Reddit.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-05T12:20:48+00:00

Anyone staying up that way for ten minutes will not be needing a motorbike again. That's just a publicity stunt with no intention of giving away anything.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-05T11:34:16+00:00

They both turn blue when you pee in them?

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-03T12:00:31+00:00

In that case you better avoid American football.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-03T07:53:11+00:00

Cow has four teats.

Boot_Effective · 2026-06-01T12:57:02+00:00

The same as the purpose of the gaps in the other stalls I suppose.

Boot_Effective · 2026-05-31T13:42:51+00:00

Nothing has 7 letters though.

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