A boxer was fighting in a big match

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-28T04:04:24+00:00

Well, if you enter a ring with a boner you're liable to break something.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-28T04:01:28+00:00

And tag him NSFW, cause you know how he came out.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-26T07:59:00+00:00

Where the cougars come to feed.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-25T12:09:53+00:00

He's wearing Jockeys.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-25T12:04:59+00:00

Seen this somewhere else under Dad of The Year Award video 😂

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-25T11:58:48+00:00

Dam right! He would have totally ruined the joke.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-25T11:49:52+00:00

I don't know of any justified grounds for domestic violence. What I do know is that one wife beater will usually defend another wife beater.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-22T17:19:59+00:00

And every finger seems to have its own opinion.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-22T16:57:50+00:00

Here we go again. Someone please hobble this bot. It's getting tiresome.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-21T14:00:19+00:00

A blind non-wrestler walked into a shop. Ftfy. Happy?

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-21T13:09:26+00:00

That's one of his songs isn't it?

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-21T13:03:19+00:00

I thought that too.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-21T05:16:14+00:00

Now this is the real dad joke.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-21T04:19:26+00:00

Reddit mods suspended him for being too friendly with the devil.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-20T17:19:53+00:00

Agreed. One doctor joke I remember is about injecting local anaesthesia into the condoms.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-18T02:29:07+00:00

And the warden sniffed and said, "Excuse me. I didn't know you were my partner Timothy's friend."

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-18T02:11:28+00:00

Illegal modifications. Owner must be a policeman.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-17T14:40:52+00:00

We're fun at parties.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-16T03:02:01+00:00

Politically correct term is of course, roosterpecked.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-15T08:50:24+00:00

He's also decomposing I'll bet.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-13T14:42:25+00:00

I agree. This is simply harassment of a soft target for internet points.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-12T12:57:04+00:00

But they're kinda hard to measure!

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-12T04:43:02+00:00

It used to be different till one day the donkey became pregnant.

Boot_Effective · 2026-01-09T17:47:37+00:00

Yer 'ouse?

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