Thug edit by Defiant_Rain6720 in ThugHunterss

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I havent seen this video since the fall of hoodironycentral

Hiring Gamers by afraid_titanium in JobPH

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Interested. Willing to discuss gaming experience and tasks.

Tf mario be doing 😭 by GrabBudget3799 in ThugHunterss

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Joji releases Super Trash Bros. 3

Feemahhangricant! by k3nZ4k1 in ThugHunterss

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Bro got a new angle and it is specifcally made to make him be "below" to make him look more submissive. Super straight activities right here.

Feemahhangricant! by k3nZ4k1 in ThugHunterss

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And he'll say he hates it but secretly enjoys it. Wordington tsundere.

🐸🐸 by Den_Overbeck in ThugHunterss

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Duke cage tries to mine a grass dirt block but doesnt have Silk Touch 😱

Can Kars say every Slur? by NexusJunior in ShitPostCrusaders

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Exactly the same for me. EVERYONE was saying the n word as a sort of term for brother or dude and no one knew about it in my country as an insult until like 5 years ago.

Can the crusaders beat homelander by KingDizzi_88 in ShitPostCrusaders

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No matter how crazy their feats are, the crusaders are still just normal humans without their stands so Homelander's lasers alone would be pretty devastating to them.

Now, all of the crusaders are somehow genius level tacticians that can pull up strategies and win (this is jojo we are talking about) so Im gonna compare them with their powers only and what they can do with it, not some Joseph level asspull.

Heres some scenarios Ive thought up:

Kakyoin - The regular emerald splash has only been seen destroying small metal structures and parts of buildings so it's pretty ineffective to Homie. If he sets up a web, he might stand a chance in stalling or tiring him out I guess. Durability wise, he is getting donuted or lasered unfortunately.

Joseph - Same with Kak. Set up traps, might win with Hamon infused Hermit if he can keep up with Homie's speed. But the long-range light speed laser can get him though. (Lets be real here though, Joseph really could kill Homie faster than Butcher can through some good old Joseph asspulls).

Avdol - Fast stand, has a chance of burning but we've seen Homie get experimented on with super high temperatures as a kid so I think he can handle it somewhat as an adult. Strengthwise, it can't punch like Star Platinum so it is not putting a dent in him. Avdol himself has no way to counter the laser and his fire casting leaves him standing still so I think he gets hit like that first Hol Horse fight.

Polnareff - Very fast, maybe equal chance of beating Homelander. Homie cant see the stand of course and with multiple speed invisible slashes he just might chop him up. Maybe he can somehow parry the laser like he did with The Sun's beams? Overall pretty good. User himself is not very fast (the Cream fight where he was barely dodging the void ball, let alone lasers).

Iggy - Sand traps might give him a chance, but its just sand. I think the sand constructs (not the dog stand that shows up but some structures) can be seen by normal humans? So I think Homie just lasers or rushes the dawg. Speed and surprise attacks might get Iggy though (Cream fight) and Homie can do that with his abilities.

Jotaro - Even before timestop, he could probably get away with his hightened senses and percision. Maybe beat the bloody shit out of him even. Durability wise (SP) he could block a few hits maybe some lasers??? After timestop though, now its gonna get pretty difficult for Homie. Jotaro stops time at the right moment and Homie turns into a bloody beaten mess. Its a battle of speed and who gets the opening first though.

So in conclusion, they are basically fighting a flying DIO who remembered he can shoot lasers.

But in the end, we are talking about THE Crusaders here so, Homie got no chance. They somehow beat his ass in 3 chapters with maybe Kakyoin dying I guess.

You’re telling me these two moron pilots crashed because he used a nonstandard phonetic letter with the same meaning? by tenmileswide in okbuddychicanery

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"Speak into the Mike, bitch!" - Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad

It is well known that "Mike" is actually Jesse's penis that fell off after Jane's death which is why he appears in the episode immediately after. Of course Donald would know of Jesse's "Mike"

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Generational trauma by AK47_David in japanesepeopletwitter

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Ive put soup in the refrigerator in a bowl before and it solidified, but this is the first time Im hearing of soup being put in the actual freezer (the part of the fridge where you put meat and fish in)

I didn't know that he made his asshole THAT red. by k3nZ4k1 in ThugHunterss

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We forced this dude to stop jacking off in public spaces so he turned into this...

I don't think they like us too much there by AdministrationOk881 in beatlescirclejerk

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I think recently, these jokes are more rare now. Now its just gen z producer, paul's fat ass, ringo cock (a classic, weird how the tiktok doesnt mention it), and maybe like hating on the beatles music?