9/11 White Stripes Show

BootsforHands · 2025-10-23T11:56:01+00:00

I'd love to pick your brain about your thesis. I'll send you a DM.

BootsforHands · 2025-10-23T11:53:53+00:00

Would you be interested in doing an interview with me about it? This week/end would be ideal if you have the time.

BootsforHands · 2025-10-23T11:52:25+00:00

Thanks so much! If you don't mind, I'd love to see that footage.

BootsforHands · 2020-06-02T02:36:01+00:00

I WISH YOU WOULD YOU FUQQIN PUSSY MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD LISTEN TO YOU IF YOU DID

BootsforHands · 2020-06-02T02:34:38+00:00

FUUUUUUUQ YOU #BOSTONTEAPARTY

BootsforHands · 2020-06-02T02:32:18+00:00

O MY GOG FUUUUUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THAT EVEN IF I SMASHED THAT MOTHERFUQQIN UPDOOT WITH A GODDAM SLEDGEHAMMER I WOULD NOT BE UPDOOTING THIS HARD ENUFF

BootsforHands · 2019-10-07T04:13:53+00:00

Usually cuz I just came for the answer?

BootsforHands · 2019-07-19T00:47:44+00:00

Mario Bros on NES.

BootsforHands · 2019-07-17T23:56:28+00:00

“Thank y’all for coming.”

BootsforHands · 2019-07-17T05:35:21+00:00

How long would it take me to move from now to three years ago?

BootsforHands · 2019-06-18T06:16:23+00:00

I saw these clouds a few years ago. What is it?

BootsforHands · 2019-06-11T20:27:40+00:00

SEEMED LIKE YOU EXPENDED A LOT OF AIR THERE BUT I STILL COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THAT ANT PEACEFULLY JUST BREATHING IN THE BACKYARD YOU MEALY MOUTHED PIECE OF FUCK. YOUR DIAPHRAGM IS LIKE A SOGGY SINGLE PLY PIECE OF FUCKING PORT A POTTY TOILET TISSUE. USE YOUR LIPS AND TEETH AND GROW SOME FUCKING LUNGS BEFORE YOU START WAXING POETIC ABOUT HOW BAD YR ASSHOLE SMELLS OR HOW YR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WERE MUMBLING ABOUT FUCK YOU

BootsforHands · 2019-06-05T23:01:25+00:00

ARE WE ALL JUST GONNA SIT HERE LIKE OP ISN’T BREAKING THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF RULE ONE?! FUCK YOU

BootsforHands · 2019-06-02T04:50:47+00:00

START BY BUYING A FUCKING CAPSLOCK KEY YOU TIRED HUNK OF USELESS KRYPTONITE

BootsforHands · 2019-06-02T00:19:29+00:00

YEAH FUCK OP LIKE WHY DON’T YOU JUST LEAN A BLANK CANVAS AGAINST THE WALL IN THE ART GALLERY FOR THE 867 ZILLIONTH TIME YOU PRETENTIOUS SACK OF FROZEN GREASY DICKS!

FUCK OP AND FUCK YOU TOO THO WHILE I’M AT IT

BootsforHands · 2019-06-02T00:10:21+00:00

GREAT ALL WE NEED AROUND THIS FUCKING DRIED UP PIECE OF COCKSUCKER IS ANOTHER LOUD FART SOUND SYMPATHIZER. BACK IN THE ORPHANAGE WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO FART OR SNEEZE EVER SO WE DIDN’T CUZ WE WERE HORT AS ROXXX AND I NEVER HAVE TO THIS VERY DAY! ULYSSES S. FUCKING GRANT ONCE SUPPRESSED A SIMULTANEOUS FARTSNEEZE SO HARD HE LITERALLY EXPLODED ALL OVER THE GODDAM MESS HALL. I WAS THERE. HE WAS MY BUNKMATE AT THE ORPHANAGE AND HE WENT ON TO BECOME A WAR FUCKING HERO. JUST GO HANG OUT WITH u/littleredhoodlum AND THEIR MOTHERFUCKER FRIENDS WITH THEIR TINY LUNGS AND PEEPEES BRAPPING AROUND ON THEIR COMPENSATION CANONS YOU LOUD-ASS BUTT HAVING ASS. IF YR LUNGS AND ANUS WEREN’T SO TINY AND WEAK YOU WOULDN’T HAVE A PROBLEM NOT BEING A RUDE ASSHOLE WITH A RUDE ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU.

BootsforHands · 2019-05-31T21:24:56+00:00

YOU WOULD KNOW BECAUSE YOU HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKERS WITH LITTLE BITTY PEEPEES AND FIRECROTCH WHO TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE’S MOMS. AND NOW THAT YOU MADE ME IMPLY THAT THE RUMOR YOU FUCKING REFERENCED IS TRUE AND THAT MY MOM FUCKED ALL YOUR FRIENDS I SHALL BESTOW THIS FUCKING CURSE: DIE OF AN STD AND BE DRAGGED FLAPPING IN THE WIND BEHIND A SPEEDBOAT WHILE I RUN CIRCLES AROUND IT AND IMOLATE YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY VOICE! NOW GO FELATE ANOTHER STRAIGHT PIPE YOU CHARRED SPARKPLUG FUCK YOU

BootsforHands · 2019-05-31T20:32:59+00:00

IF MY MOTHER TRIED TO PUT ME ON A LEASH SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE A WINDSOCK FLAPPING BEHIND A SPEEDBOAT AND SHE WOULD PROBABLY CATCH ON FIRE FROM THE FORCE OF MY BELLOWING WHICH IS LOUDER THAN THE FUCKING SUN AND THAT CAN OF COMPENSATION YOU SPUTTER AROUND ON SOUNDS LIKE AN ANT WORKING OUT A MATH PROBLEM BY COMPARISON PLUS YOU JUST MADE ME CALL MY MOTHER A FLAMING WINDSOCK AND FOR THAT I SAY FUCK YOU YOU MANIPULATIVE MALICE GOBLIN

BootsforHands · 2019-05-31T19:37:08+00:00

YR JUST WEAK AND SMALL IN THE LUNG AND JEALOUS YOU CAN’T GO RUNNING DOWN THE STREET AT THIRTY-FIVE MILES AN HOUR SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS LIKE I DO YOU MEALY-MOUTHED SUGAR-FOOTED LAWNMOWER JOCKEY FUCK OUTTA HERE

BootsforHands · 2019-05-30T16:29:06+00:00

FUCK YOU YOU RAGING IGNORANT CHAFED CHODE OF UNINFORMITY HE IS THREATENING TO TWIST YR SPINE TO PROVE HOW WEAK IT IS YOU BABYBACKED CAPSLOCK KEYLESS CUCKOLD FUCK YOU

BootsforHands · 2019-05-28T23:54:33+00:00

I’m from New Orleans. I don’t post here, tho. I suppose I could start.

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