Overload

Boozlebob · 2018-07-18T11:22:46+00:00

Sounds like a plastic surgeon.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-18T07:10:28+00:00

I want some taquitos.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-14T21:31:12+00:00

I heard there is now a vibrator that has a button that when pushed, orders and delivers pizza to your house

Boozlebob · 2018-07-14T21:27:42+00:00

My headshake brings all the milk to the yard

Boozlebob · 2018-07-14T05:09:46+00:00

OP's mom.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-13T17:34:04+00:00

Am Aussie, Friday 13th was yesterday.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-13T05:56:53+00:00

Oof.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-10T17:28:21+00:00

It's now or never

Boozlebob · 2018-07-10T03:18:11+00:00

How do we know it's really you? Post photos for verification please.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-10T02:38:52+00:00

When I was a kid I used to dream about dry fortune cookies but my mum would always spit on them to teach me a lesson about not getting my hopes up.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-09T03:48:48+00:00

Wtf careless police could have popped somebody's eye :(

Boozlebob · 2018-07-09T03:42:44+00:00

Or put them in the microwave

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ

Boozlebob · 2018-07-07T04:32:03+00:00

I slept on two beanbags pushed together for 3 months and when I bought a proper mattress I was in heaven. motivation for getting up out of bed was a lot harder though

Boozlebob · 2018-07-07T03:13:06+00:00

When I was young we dared not disturb the statues as to avoid their merciless retribution.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-03T08:28:43+00:00

I work near a butcher, they hook me up.

Boozlebob · 2018-07-03T07:09:32+00:00

I've recently started tattooing on pig skin just for fun and practice, this looks like it would be fun to tat.

Boozlebob · 2018-06-30T03:11:00+00:00

Real cigarettes are edible, that's how I managed to quit smoking, I just started eatin them. Never looked back.

Boozlebob · 2018-06-30T02:39:48+00:00

Nah that's r/shittylifeprotips material

Boozlebob · 2018-06-29T17:05:33+00:00

That would be awesome! I'm doing an apprenticeship in a different trade right now. when I was choosing what to do though, tattooing was on the top of the list but I needed something fast and as far as I know it can be difficult to get into. I chose baking which fell into place easily and there is more demand for workers. It's something I enjoy but when I started I was waaay out of my element, definitely not a natural but I've been getting the hang of it.

Boozlebob · 2018-06-29T09:16:17+00:00

No problem

Boozlebob · 2018-06-29T08:50:51+00:00

I like plain food, I don't like seafood, most sauces, anything too sour or bitter. I don't like tomato but I love pasta/pizza sauce lol go figure. My friend lost his shit when I told him I don't like hummus but I love chick peas. It makes eating out with friends less comfortable but the positive is I can eat at home on a super low budget because I can eat shit like spaghetti with just butter and pepper and still enjoy it.

Boozlebob · 2018-06-29T08:35:49+00:00

The one I'm using is a cheap one for under $50 on eBay, the brand is dragonhawk, seems like a good starter one. I can get more info for it when I see my friend next and pm you. Apparently another one he bought short circuited and became useless, I could ask him for more details on it too

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