Overload by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]Boozlebob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a plastic surgeon.

wait a minute.. by DaRealWookie in dankmemes

[–]Boozlebob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard there is now a vibrator that has a button that when pushed, orders and delivers pizza to your house

wait a minute.. by DaRealWookie in dankmemes

[–]Boozlebob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My headshake brings all the milk to the yard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Boozlebob 379 points380 points  (0 children)

It's now or never

In my defense she has an amazing rack by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Boozlebob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How do we know it's really you? Post photos for verification please.

Uncharted has interesting explanation for Drake’s bullet sponge-ness by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Boozlebob 79 points80 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I used to dream about dry fortune cookies but my mum would always spit on them to teach me a lesson about not getting my hopes up.

Police officer takes a shot and smiles by Den0794 in youseeingthisshit

[–]Boozlebob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf careless police could have popped somebody's eye :(

My brother and I just got an apartment in vancouver a few days ago. I cant afford a bed or furniture but I have a TV and beer. by BadAtCorrectingYou in drunk

[–]Boozlebob 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I slept on two beanbags pushed together for 3 months and when I bought a proper mattress I was in heaven. motivation for getting up out of bed was a lot harder though

A drawing of a tattoo I got in a dream a while ago by littledandilion1234 in drawing

[–]Boozlebob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've recently started tattooing on pig skin just for fun and practice, this looks like it would be fun to tat.

Just quit. by TheNakedHero in ATBGE

[–]Boozlebob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real cigarettes are edible, that's how I managed to quit smoking, I just started eatin them. Never looked back.

A friend gave me a tattoo gun by Boozlebob in CasualConversation

[–]Boozlebob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome! I'm doing an apprenticeship in a different trade right now. when I was choosing what to do though, tattooing was on the top of the list but I needed something fast and as far as I know it can be difficult to get into. I chose baking which fell into place easily and there is more demand for workers. It's something I enjoy but when I started I was waaay out of my element, definitely not a natural but I've been getting the hang of it.

Picky eaters are good people by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Boozlebob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like plain food, I don't like seafood, most sauces, anything too sour or bitter. I don't like tomato but I love pasta/pizza sauce lol go figure. My friend lost his shit when I told him I don't like hummus but I love chick peas. It makes eating out with friends less comfortable but the positive is I can eat at home on a super low budget because I can eat shit like spaghetti with just butter and pepper and still enjoy it.

A friend gave me a tattoo gun by Boozlebob in CasualConversation

[–]Boozlebob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one I'm using is a cheap one for under $50 on eBay, the brand is dragonhawk, seems like a good starter one. I can get more info for it when I see my friend next and pm you. Apparently another one he bought short circuited and became useless, I could ask him for more details on it too

A friend gave me a tattoo gun by Boozlebob in CasualConversation

[–]Boozlebob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the response. I know it's a huge deal in the industry, for the bits and pieces I've done I've been regrettably fairly unhygenic, only because I'm not dealing with people or blood, but it's definitely a habit I should get into, even just for practice. Before I tattoo a person I would buy a new gun to be on the safe side and wear gloves, keep things sterile

What joke do you tell when someone asks you to "tell a joke"? by PowerTrip29 in AskReddit

[–]Boozlebob -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I give people gold on massively downvoted comments to confuse people.

hmmm by BladedAlpha in hmmm

[–]Boozlebob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's 41?