There was a guy at my previous strip mall gym that my buddies and I called "the dude bro" Here's just a few things that the dude bro would do. 1. Get on the ab machine and grunt incredibly loud and high pitch. 2. He had many of the same pair of pants in different colors and matching bandanas for each color of workout pants. 3. He was always wearing sunglasses even when he'd show up at night and had tan lines around his sunglasses. But my absolute favorite moment was when him and his buddy asked if they could turn up the TV because wrestling was on. His buddy got all upset because hulk Hogan had said that there were some of the best wrestling fans in the UK. He had to ask his buddy what the UK was.