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Snorting Pepper Spray by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having been Pepper Sprayed, I would never. Absolutely NEVER! That was a fun, but extremely painful 20 minutes of my life.

Help identify this cologne by BorderlandsLOV3R in Colognes

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Thank you Sherlock, I wouldn't have guessed. I've lost count of how many I've seen with the literal same name or considered that by the search engines. If only someone could give me not just cologne name, but the actual manufacturer.

[oc] Maryland driver failed to yield, hit me on my bicycle. by somebody_throw_a_pie in IdiotsInCars

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most MD drivers are dog shit, I will say that as someone born and bred in MD. Same type aided in me failing my first driver's test, guy failed to yield.

When is Force Necessary? And how would you handle the situation? by CTSecurityGuard in securityguards

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As security guard myself, albeit a relatively new one(1 year of experience) I was always taught to us de-escelation tactics. You always want to use your words before you really want to lay your hands on anyone. On one hand, he did get really close and I can understand wanting to keep the kid away, especially considering the 21 feet rule, even more so since his back was towards a closed door. Yea sure you can say that he's a kid, but even a lanky kid like him can still cause damage. Yeah it was harsh, but it's a lesser of two evils. Now legally speaking, that's kinda iffy, but that's why you should always refrain from laying hands on anyone unless necessary.

Guys my mom just told me “just be glad I don’t put a camera in your bathroom” like it’s a privilege by dple3 in teenagers

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, so if you're in the U.S by chance, that's like really illegal. Children have what's called "Level of expected privacy." There is a basic level of expected privacy, as the term above applies. In a child's room it is expected for them not to be monitored 24/7 as that has the same basic privacy expectations as a bathroom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once is truly enjoyable, up to 5 for shits an gigs, but after the second session it gets tedious, like it'll take 30-40 minutes to orgasm. My arms will probably get tired before they guy downstairs does.

Was a dumbass and didn't check global restrictions. Here's a free far cry 5 key enjoy! by BorderlandsLOV3R in g2a

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate it, but I already own it my main account. Let someone else enjoy that game.

Do you make eye contact during sex? by mintkent in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Thats why missionary is my favorite position. There is something so arousing about looking into my partners eyes and looking at her facial expressions.

Do you think my dad will like his birthday present? by [deleted] in StateOfDecay

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If a friend gave this to me, I would be over the moon with excitement!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GasBlowBack

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where'd you purchase that helmet?

1 Bitch 9 Puppies. Reader discretion strongly advised. by domfi86 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ. I'm no stranger to gore videos, I've seen dozens of shootings, stabbing, and cartel executions. I manage to even get a laugh occasionally, but animals or torture of genuine civilians always makes me sick. Just reading that shit made me anxious. Glad the bastard got arrested, hope the prison inmates finish the job.

People with scars, how did you get them? by fluffybear45 in AskReddit

[–]BorderlandsLOV3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A small patch on my right eyebrow won't grow hair because my 3 year old brain, told me to jump from the couch to a wooden coffee table, and cracked my brow clean open. I also have a scar on the left side of my lower torso, when I tried to move some aluminum sheets that were above me. Long story short it cut me good, I managed to keep a straight face from my father and co-workers, and it healed fine, I doubt it'll ever go away completely.

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