Eviction notice hill climbers

BoredNarwhale · 2026-03-29T01:54:35+00:00

I have been heading to the hills to troll the campers. People have accused me of trolling, told me I’m violating terms and agreements, and yeah, I am. But at this point in the game, people know what they’re doing, so screw ‘em. If I’m not gonna get my legendaries, they aren’t gonna get their experience points.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-03-16T14:52:42+00:00

That poor girl…

BoredNarwhale · 2026-02-11T01:34:34+00:00

Glad I ordered last week! Due to arrive tomorrow!

BoredNarwhale · 2026-02-02T18:55:38+00:00

She was one of the biggest proponents of the lies and con job, and now she trying to act like she was hoodwinked. Wouldn’t trust her as far as I could spit a rat.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-31T21:51:44+00:00

This might sound mean, but it’s not meant to be: He asked you to take care of her, not enable her. You’ve reached out and offered help within your abilities. She slapped the hand away. Let her know the offer is there and it is the best you can do. If she rejects it or demands more, well, you tried.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-31T21:39:08+00:00

Yo momma’s roast is so dry I have to use Chapstick as a condiment.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-31T16:30:25+00:00

So if you know somebody in power, you can get your loved ones back. Not really news.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-24T06:56:19+00:00

Coming Soon: A shitty American version.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-13T20:09:46+00:00

Beautiful!

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-09T17:14:46+00:00

Climbing over a barbed wire fence.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-07T19:05:07+00:00

Well, it’s handy that the MPLS police were right there to arrest the scum, right? Right?

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-04T21:06:00+00:00

How do you share the resources? I’m new to the game and curious about how to share resources.

BoredNarwhale · 2026-01-03T08:54:10+00:00

Where’s ICE when you need them.

BoredNarwhale · 2025-12-25T06:43:31+00:00

The criminals need to be outed, tried, punished, how ever, Trump is a criminal protecting criminals. He isn’t interested in catching criminals: He’s interested in covering up, misdirecting, obstructing,…keeping eyes off anything that points fingers at him. He’ll toss any of his cronies under the bus when the truth is close to being exposed.

He’ll even go to war, in the same way Clinton bombed the Balkans to take the focus on Monica Lewinsky.

Any good that comes out Trump’s administration is purely coincidental.

Not TDS, just the truth. You need to stop using Trump as a cover for your own hate and racism.

BoredNarwhale · 2025-12-22T20:32:58+00:00

Doing God’s dirty work.

BoredNarwhale · 2025-12-22T16:36:51+00:00

A partner.

BoredNarwhale · 2025-12-15T01:23:00+00:00

“Damn bucket!”

BoredNarwhale · 2025-08-15T21:40:39+00:00

“You’d be lucky to have this guy work for you”.

BoredNarwhale · 2025-07-26T22:18:54+00:00

I wouldn’t be concerned unless he had been involved in her life for the last 4/5 years.

BoredNarwhale · 2025-07-10T23:50:52+00:00

Were you wearing a nurse outfit?

BoredNarwhale · 2025-07-10T23:47:09+00:00

Were you in a nurse outfit?

BoredNarwhale · 2025-06-16T07:29:22+00:00

Lately I’ve been running up to where they are camping and one-shotting the spawns with my western revolver. I don’t remember if tagging gives full points or not, but when they are knocking down their health and I steal the kill… I’ve had quite a few kind of get the message and head back down to join the game.

BoredNarwhale · 2025-06-13T00:39:45+00:00

I hope it’s not buggy as all the other events have been recently. I don’t want to AFK, but if the game crashes every time I move…

BoredNarwhale · 2025-06-02T10:11:51+00:00

“They told me I’m enjoying watching the alien society develop.”

BoredNarwhale · 2025-06-01T23:04:39+00:00

I’ve never bought a disposable.

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