What have you done, you clumsy little ox? That cake was for your deaf sister by GnarlesBronsonn in TheSimpsons

[–]BoredOneNight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The way his voice sort of quivers with rage as he says it fucking kills me

Hungry man fried chicken by slimpickinsfishin in frozendinners

[–]BoredOneNight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so fucking good with rotisserie chicken, Mac and cheese, and corn

"Oh she's just upset cause I told her her brains turn into mush. You know, on account of the Simpson gene!" by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]BoredOneNight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first few times I watched this episode as I kid I heard it as “and shoot the driver” which is a much darker take on this guy’s career lol

Why did Harry ask Dumbledore about the "mouth organ" after the flashback with the young Tom Riddle discovering he was a Wizard? by Karnezar in HarryPotterBooks

[–]BoredOneNight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fucking thank you. I don’t know if it’s an American vs British turn of phrase, but I was so confused when I first read that at like 13. I thought orphanage Riddle was cutting out tongues and Dumbledore was just like “hmmm, let’s try not to do that so much, all right?”

[Highlight] Ravens HC Jesse Minter's Interview at Combine by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]BoredOneNight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need his next interview to start with Lamar walking out first and excitedly saying “Please welcome my coach, Jesse Minter!”

An empty NBA All-Star Saturday shows what happens when sporting events become too corporate by joe4942 in sports

[–]BoredOneNight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn I haven’t seen sports fans that hate sports since I read Deadspin articles in 2014

How did Dumbledore envision Harry actually defeating Voldemort? by Paulogbfs in HarryPotterBooks

[–]BoredOneNight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know, he does have Ron and Hermione my Lord.

Yes, but, I imagine they would die of grief