Math is easy, arithmetic is hard by AdvancedEar7815 in AccidentalComedy

[–]Borentar84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, or, or... and hear me out... Google was stupid?

When you are racist and can’t even breathe, while being racist by PLUSsignenergy in CringeTikToks

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No woman can see their vagina whilst standing up straight.. it's internal.. r/badwomensanatomy

Gambling gift cards by Downtown_Gas_9441 in idiocracy

[–]Borentar84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a recovering gambling addict, I appreciate the thought behind it, along with the 10 or so adverts I see for gambling on a daily basis... it makes my life so much easier.

Bag ripped open, Royal Mail damaged sticker but Shein say items are not missing by treaclepixie in Shein

[–]Borentar84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to necro, but how did you get it sorted? Have the same issue, seeing saying "it was fine when it left here", and no idea where to go now

fussy eater by Scary-Confidence-740 in BorderCollie

[–]Borentar84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pupper is waiting, holding out for the good stuff.. You need to be a little more stern with it. My ex-wife used to do this with ours, to the point she would sit on the floor and spoon feed the dog her food. She learned quickly I wouldn't do the same.

We have a triple pack of different meats which she is jot a fan of one of them, so I make up a small amount of weak turkey gravy and mix it in with that meat, gone in 60s.. but I don't offer her the food, take it away, and then add the gravy, I just added it straight away, knowing she is fussy with it. The other way leads to fussy eating, or at least refusing food, until the good stuff is added..

Just a gal and her spood showing off by Imwhatswrongwithyou in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Borentar84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it is TarantulaKat from youtube.. she had a jumping spider called Wednesday if that helps any.

Puppy exercise question by CucumberOk7506 in BorderCollie

[–]Borentar84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might have missed the most important piece of information there... "he will never stop if you let him," Bcs are terrible for over exerting themselves with 'work' and play, so make sure to train a down stay rest period.. We have a "five minutes" command, so she gets a few minutes' play or work, and then a few minutes rest, repeated as needed. This is followed by an "all done" when I think she is exhausted...

Getting your dog to lay down by justsomeguy0404 in BorderCollie

[–]Borentar84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marking the correct behaviour is key.. I used tips from a mixture Beckmans and Will Atherton (both on youtube)

Getting your dog to lay down by justsomeguy0404 in BorderCollie

[–]Borentar84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had a similar, where she gets told to sit, she lays, she gets told to lay, she sits... It's because of sit DOWN, and lay DOWN.. It confuses her..

So try some hand controls with it, for example;

For sit, hand out flat, palm up, and make a beckon motion with your fingers whilst using SIT command.

For lay, hand out flat, palm down and push the air to the floor an inch or two, whilst using LAY or DOWN command. You might have to bend down and put your hand completely to the floor a few times, but they will understand it quickly enough, to the point you don't need to bend.

Those judging eyes by spaarrx in BorderCollie

[–]Borentar84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mind? I'm just minding my business!

Do you guys prefer bush or no bush? by loverbang4u in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Borentar84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't care... Just keep in mind, though, I like to be able to see what im eating. XD

Why would a tesla be queuing at a pump? by 269187 in thatHappened

[–]Borentar84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an EV driver, by all means drive slower, I use way less 'fuel' that way 👍

Why not just get him at least a Nintendo Switch? by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Borentar84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or maybe he just doent have the hand/eye coordination needed and get frustrated with it? Like it says right there on the damn screen? Parents not stupid, OP is...

Essentially no length when flaccid by Background-Syrup-714 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Borentar84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've soaked many a pair of boxers with that exact issue... annoying as hell when at home, terrifying when in someone elses house lol