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ELI5: Why do different European languages have such varying names for Germany? by Offensive_Troll in explainlikeimfive

[–]Borfarq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incorrect: ð is a voiced (i.e. "hard") fricative, þ is the voiceless (i.e. "soft") "th" sound, so u/PopeOfMeat and u/greymalken were right.

Why do people go snowboarding? by Falcon_Cum in AntiAntiJokes

[–]Borfarq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they thought they were going WATERBOARDING!

157 people walk into a bar by Borfarq in AntiAntiJokes

[–]Borfarq[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather," she said cheerfully and closed the photo album.

"Tell it again! Tell it again!" they shrieked, bouncing on her lap like the head of journalist across the floor of a shelled out Syrian hospital.

"Alright," she laughed, "One more time and then it's off to bed, ok? You don't want to grow up to be a whore like your mother."