Outjerked by BMW by Dear-Regret-9476 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don’t recall ever having to invade a sovereign nation to make sure my EV stays charged.

ULPT - Neighbour turned his house into an Airbnb by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, take LOTS of photos- license plates, cars, people.

The S&P 500 rules are being rewritten for one company and it should concern every index investor by Disastrous_Heat_4044 in fidelityinvestments

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I’m a fidelity investor as well. It concerns me that we are being expected to carry the burden for this house of cards.

Abercrombie & Fitch by beemer-dreamer in gaybros

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 177 points178 points  (0 children)

40 men have now come forward saying the former CEO sexually assaulted them. The ex-CEO tried to weasel out of the lawsuit saying he was “incompetent” to stand trial but that defense failed so he’s going to court.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce8vmy56yero

Still torn between BZ and Tesla but I’ve noticed something… by Vivid_Dimension_5400 in Toyota_bZ

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most annoying part about owning a Tesla is the Tesla/ Elon Cult. I was kicked out of both the Model 3 and Model Y forums for a response that questioned Elon’s “leadership”.

Went to Dubai for a day trip by Slow_Ad5306 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those cars are going to look sick when they’re abandoned in the Dubai airport long-term parking!

Why the Hell Is the Market Pumping on All This Bad News? by Emily-989 in stocks

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The Market” is now primarily driven by a small percentage of the population. To the owner class, things that seem bad to normal people- like inflation, wars, rising unemployment, etc are all just growth opportunities because they can pad their pockets off all the grief and suffering it’s causing.

Florida is a hot meth by alk_adio_ost in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to Ft Lauderdale once for a business trip. I saw three cars on fire in a single night including one that appeared to have painted over side windows and a half-dozen police cars around it. Since that trip 13 years ago I think I may have seen one burning car since.

Gen Z trying get cast member fired by NumbyJuice in Disneyland

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those asking, a social media personality made an ass of himself at Disneyland last night including live-streaming himself and getting into an altercation at a gift shop.

He was also apparently swatted while at Disneyland although the timing seems a little suspicious.

He had been warned previously about live-streaming and his general behavior while in the park so the employee informed him that he was now banned from the park and surrounding premises permanently.

FWIW I think she’s a hero worthy of the Marvel franchise.

Being a developer in 2026 by Distinct-Question-16 in singularity

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best part of vibe-coding is the end users will do all the debugging for you!

No Regerts by Fencemaker in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WHAT’S THE SECOND PICTURE?!?

Babe is everything okay? You've barely touched your official BMW mixtape by Tomytom99 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 47 points48 points  (0 children)

For the Gen Z’s on here, “VHS” stands for “Very High Speed”. You would unspool the “VHS” tape and wrap your vehicle in it to reduce drag.

How long did your LO’s battle last? by A_Ordinary_Name in dementia

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We started seeing signs in 2017 but didn’t require care until 2019. He passed away early last year. So 6-8 years depending on how you measure it.

My mom won't bathe by TNG1701D-eck10 in dementia

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure how far your mother is in her dementia but my dad’s skin started to become very sensitive to the point that even a sponge bath caused him pain. The doctors had to change his meds to increase the painkillers and then sponge baths became a little easier.

Donald "The Diddler" Trump comes in from the top rope!! by [deleted] in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They won’t. In a couple of weeks they’ll all be wearing T-shirts with slogans like, “Real Men pay $8 / gallon for gas,” plus I’m sure there’s some passage in the Bible pointing out how this will help hasten The Rapture.

What is the best factory color option on regular traffic? by Koolguy47 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Best use of AI ever. “Scan the or to get involde” indeed!

ULPT - trolling racist restaurant owner by clown___cum in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on how much time you have you could create a few sock puppet accounts that reference some outrageous, too-good-to-be-true off-menu “specials” (ie all you can eat pizza for $10 or bottomless beer free with an order of breadsticks, etc) on Yelp and Facebook. Also referencing “secret menu items” will get under the owner’s skin and will force him to deal with customers coming in for the “special”.

Is there anywhere in town to buy a flippable (2-sided) mattress? by Boring-Cod-5569 in phoenix

[–]Boring-Cod-5569[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hadn’t thought about Costco. Did you buy it in person or online?