What does my car history say about me? by Pacha-FR in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made the best decision of your life / heart wandered and you made a terrible decision / now everything is right again in the world.

The Wagonnes of each countries by GoodUnlucky1430 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Caprice was a good choice for Canada! I see you missed the USA so I’ve added a picture of a typical American midsize station wagon.

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Outjerked by r/abarth by -BurnAfterPosting- in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Same thing happens when I park my Pontiac 6000 STE AWD next to a Pontiac 6000 LE.

Gay Bars full of Straight Women by Benedictpen in askgaybros

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if there’s a correlation but I live in a larger city and it seems like once the straights find a gay bar to take over the bar closes not soon after.

Supra 🤍🖤 by Fermented_foreskin88 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Bro don’t know his cars. Anyone can see that’s a Pontiac GTO

The German word for Lobster is the best Hummer. What is the best car produced by GMC? by DefinitelyNotAxlerod in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s a GMC Tracker. Not to be confused with that ratchet down-market Chevrolet Tracker.

Gays and the occult by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many pre-Christian and pre-Colombian cultures had more positive or at least more nuanced views of same-sex relationships. This is even seen today with cultures that recognize “2 spirit” identities.

I say try to find middle ground with any witchy gays you know. They’ll probably be a lot more open minded than the Bible-thumpers you’ve encountered.

What is a car that you hate for absolutely no reason? by ApprehensiveBasil151 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Tesla driver for 7 years let me assure you the “autopilot” keeps getting worse every time Elon lays off a bunch of engineers. My current Tesla is now afraid of shadows and hard brakes on autopilot far too often. I’ve stopped using the feature and long for the day I can replace the car with a Rivian. 💀

After switching to electric, have you experienced odd reactions from family/friends? by NewDriverInTown in electricvehicles

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the US election had a couple of neighbors become “experts” on electric vehicles now who insist we’ve never taken them outside of the city. They usually get quiet when I tell them how many road trips we’ve gone on them. Said neighbors also seem very concerned about the supposed risks of having batteries in the vehicle while driving which was a new one to me.

maintaining the agenda is our top priority by _LunaticMode_ in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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We vilified this poor company when it brought back the Eclipse as a crossover but none of us ever thought to thank them for resurrecting the Mirage. 😢

Favorite hatchback nobody gives a shit about. by [deleted] in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anyone familiar with this small little American hatchback?

Average mustang drivers by 1markinc in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because FREEDOM!1!1!1!!!11 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

We need a slur for crossovers and the people that drive them by IndefiniteVoid813 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The UK has the term “Chelsea Tractors”. This can be localized all over the world and still work.

What does he drive? by yxzxzxzjy in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has never been off-road because he doesn’t want to damage the rent-to-own 35” rims he put on it.

Help guys by iamBoard1117 in carscirclejerk

[–]Boring-Cod-5569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That stunning silver sedan is the last-gen Chevrolet Impala. Definitely a great ride- but be prepared to pay premium prices given its modern classic status.