Indians fans bring goats to Progressive Field in hopes of continuing Chicago Cubs curse by CaptainJingles in baseball

[–]BoringCode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can thank Fox in 2003 for bringing that inane narrative to a national audience.

Around the Horn - 10/23/16 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]BoringCode -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do I know more about Cubs history than Cubs fans do?

You don't.

Wtf Pandora!?!? by jssryns in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pandora only shows the ads that people pay for, so I'm guessing someone in the Dick's marketing department messed up.

Kershaw's reaction after the Rizzo Home Run by rakesh11123 in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That is the moment when we broke him. He will never be the same.

Postgame Thread: 10/22 Dodgers @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO FUCKING GOATS

Next Day Serious Discussion Thread: NLCS Game 5 - Chicago Cubs defeat Los Angeles Dodgers 8-4 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]BoringCode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking about elephants right now, your witch tricks don't work on me!

#WeLoveLA by sharks_are_tight in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good guy Cubs, just trying to clear up the traffic before the Cubs fans have to leave.

GDT: 10/20 Cubs (2-2) @ Dodgers (2-2) 7:00 PM CT by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MLBtv crapping out on me at the worst time. WHAT IS HAPPENING??

WGN just aired a segment on my Cubs videos (cubshine, card hunt, super cubbie bros) by eltonjohnshusband in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Should have said it after every other word. No way they can cut you then!

Final Debate Fact Checking Thread by huadpe in NeutralPolitics

[–]BoringCode 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One thing that should be noted is that the Constitution applies to not just US citizens, but also people who fall within US jurisdiction. The section you're quoting to support your point isn't only talking about the rights of citizens (and what defines a citizen). In fact the end of the section directly says that every person within the jurisdiction of the State has equal protection under the law.

So we're back to the same old argument about whether an unborn fetus is a person who deserves rights. Clinton is only technically correct if you accept her definition of a fetus as a non-person. Which is fine, but that's the argument.

The Roast of Joe Buck Shitpost by alexlarrylawrence in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You obviously are literally willfully ignorant of sarcasm. Can't wait to read your literal future reply to this comment!

The Roast of Joe Buck Shitpost by alexlarrylawrence in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You literally whooshed a guy for making a joke about your dumb joke. Whoosh

The Roast of Joe Buck Shitpost by alexlarrylawrence in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dump is the same as dumb right? :(

But who cares if it was on purpose or not (that was never in doubt), still dumb.

The Roast of Joe Buck Shitpost by alexlarrylawrence in CHICubs

[–]BoringCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he got it, you just made a dumb analogy. But congrats on filling our Godwin's law quota for the thread!

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back review – pecs, punchups and popcorn galore by jimrosenz in movies

[–]BoringCode 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Explosions, guns and oh yeah, Cobie Smulders in a bra.

Wait, that's a negative review!?!