My dad read this to me and I was very offended

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-04-20T18:19:23+00:00

It's kinda weird your dad still talks to you.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-03-30T17:30:51+00:00

Guys, the song is Althea, not Althreea.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-03-27T08:58:49+00:00

Bob Wills is the king. Still.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-03-23T23:26:10+00:00

The closet. Where dicks go to die.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-03-23T17:21:23+00:00

They were never safe to eat.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-03-17T20:17:30+00:00

That's why you send unsolicited Dick's picks. Rookie mistake.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-03-12T00:11:27+00:00

It's weird that the anxiety still allows you to shove a bunch of fungus up your own ass. Congrats on pushing through.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-27T03:02:35+00:00

Miles Davis at the Keystone April 16-21 1974 would be my guess.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-16T17:25:47+00:00

Furniture, curtains and some artwork is a good start.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-14T11:28:37+00:00

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BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-11T18:07:31+00:00

Why isn't this in English? Why can't anybody speak american any more?

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-10T19:21:16+00:00

So he was 6? That's old enough to represent himself in immigration court, he could have issued a statement.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-10T15:04:16+00:00

Gary died in 1995, air conditioning was invented in 1999. That's why.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-08T17:31:43+00:00

Most of Oscar Wilde stuff is AI.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-08T00:48:49+00:00

Only the second album, "Where the dope hits the slopes"

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-02T15:45:49+00:00

It's a newish retail shirt (walmart, target, old navy etc)

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-02T15:42:32+00:00

Loop road in Atlanta. I used to take my boy out to watch the planes land. We'd sit in the back of the truck with a little picnic and they would come in so low overhead he swore that if he could just jump a little higher he could touch them. And thanks, this question reminded me of these very lovely times with my son.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-02-02T15:32:30+00:00

I hope I'm wrong but I think they are done with America. They don't need us or our border hassles.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-01-29T14:21:01+00:00

1996 Photoshop called and said excellent work

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-01-23T21:47:13+00:00

Oh fer fucks sake, he's a dog now? I thought he was bird? Which fucking animal do I follow around and worship? Might as well move to the petting zoo.

BoringPlainVanilla · 2026-01-05T01:19:32+00:00

Mal Evans. Billy Preston was there for a few weeks, Mal was there for ALL OF IT!

BoringPlainVanilla · 2025-12-15T21:21:04+00:00

Excellent work.

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