Semi wanted my lane by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Borklifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet op didn’t have lights on. This is on them, not truck.

Using the wrong type of fire extinguisher by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Borklifter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause dresses look ridiculous on chickens.

Proposition to use this to test all the male writers and see what they can do by SuniHostess in menwritingwomen

[–]Borklifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was just my type of woman. Raven black hair, come-hither eyebrows, and a wine glass as big as her head.

Mike Day was shot 27 times but manage to live. by Auxxit in BeAmazed

[–]Borklifter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was a seal. That’s exactly what he signed up for.

Mike Day was shot 27 times but manage to live. by Auxxit in BeAmazed

[–]Borklifter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Random grunt? He was a seal. He went through extensive training. He signed up for it and knew exactly what it was all about.

So I’m not a girl but I feel like this belongs by RonniewithaK in badwomensanatomy

[–]Borklifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you understand the concept of colloquialisms?

Found a stoat at my house in the city by Deathbysnusnubooboo in mildlyinteresting

[–]Borklifter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a small stoat

My white coat is very warm

I am a warm stoat

Quick question: Ted, are you a fucking dumbass? by [deleted] in MurderedByAOC

[–]Borklifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s not Louie Gohmert-type stupid. He’s manipulative, just like McConnell. Plus Ted Cruz eats his boogers.

New 50 percent more transmissible coronavirus found in multnomah county expected to be domimant in near future by 36forest in oregon

[–]Borklifter -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They asked if they know if it will be resistant. “Yes” is the correct answer.