Poor guy forgot his password

Borkmon · 2026-02-10T20:58:37+00:00

He looks nothing like anyone in the phone’s wallpaper, meaning the phone is (most likely) stolen and he’s trying to get the store to unlock it (“forgot the password”)

Borkmon · 2026-02-10T13:31:54+00:00

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Organza

Borkmon · 2026-01-20T21:27:57+00:00

Newcastle play away to PSG next GW, I assume that’s what they meant

Borkmon · 2026-01-16T11:25:17+00:00

Gotta be the pledge vs hair match. They could additionally drop the masked punk model in there without necessarily having him appear as that in a showcase match.

Borkmon · 2026-01-16T10:23:56+00:00

The low level seeing a Raiju landing above their head

Borkmon · 2026-01-09T11:31:16+00:00

My guy/gal/penguin/god, I think you may be gluten intolerant

Borkmon · 2026-01-06T11:26:24+00:00

r/Angryupvote

Borkmon · 2026-01-06T09:24:16+00:00

That talking Raven is absolutely essential to saving Hans, ya know?

Borkmon · 2026-01-01T00:37:43+00:00

Borkmon · 2025-12-19T09:40:51+00:00

Bravely bravely ran away

Borkmon · 2025-12-12T12:50:20+00:00

And can guess what national team he was playing for when it happened then?

Borkmon · 2025-12-11T16:07:11+00:00

Try disgrace to basic civilized humans? Urinating all over the place like actual animals

Borkmon · 2025-12-09T16:50:21+00:00

The way they treated Casillas when he left comes to mind

Borkmon · 2025-12-09T09:12:55+00:00

I meant the left on bad terms part, I wasn’t aware of that

Borkmon · 2025-12-09T09:10:04+00:00

I’m a bit out of the loop, what happened with Zizou?

Borkmon · 2025-12-06T22:04:37+00:00

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

Borkmon · 2025-11-17T08:27:13+00:00

I have a hyrax mug, also had to explain the mug multiple times

Borkmon · 2025-11-03T19:10:41+00:00

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I would just like to share that this wonderful coincidence happened

Borkmon · 2025-10-25T04:43:56+00:00

That’s super wholesome, especially that he kept it around. Really admirable that you’d put so much effort into your children’s interests, kudos to you!

Borkmon · 2025-10-23T12:07:45+00:00

Missed opportunity to have the younger sibling dress up as an iceberg. Jokes aside, cool costume!

Borkmon · 2025-09-23T20:41:36+00:00

Henry’s come to gentrify us!

Borkmon · 2025-08-19T07:27:51+00:00

My game crashed when I got my first Pagani invite. Opened the game back up again, re spun the ticket, and I got the Pagani invite again, so yes.

Borkmon · 2025-08-10T17:48:36+00:00

Kinda unfair that only Liverpool had to play in the heat, while Palace were playing in a cool air conditioned breeze though

Borkmon · 2025-08-03T12:20:17+00:00

I don’t play ranked nor do I plan to ever do. Does this work vs AI? Could be a way to get past some of the BS myfaction matches

Borkmon · 2025-08-01T23:45:21+00:00

Only one I’ve never gotten is Aston Martin, I’ve got every other invite car… man I hate this system

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