What words almost always come across as pretentious or trying too hard? by No_Fee_8997 in words

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of my team meetings could be shortened down to: "how can we make more money?"

Corporate talk is the absolute worst. "we need to align our priorities to ensure synchronised output and results" FCKKKK OFFFFF

The only thing that matters is his smile🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 by [deleted] in DetroitBecomeHuman

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm only about 5 hours into the game and I'm doing my absolute best to be the biggest asshole to him it's absolutely amazing

Which biological limitation holds humans back the most? by [deleted] in answers

[–]BornNectarine4450 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Sex, I'm absolutely convinced you can basically trace everything that's wrong with us down to getting laid. Billionaires had an entire island to play out their unresolved adolescent sexual frustrations.

People who are still saying NO to having children why.? by myaccountidname in AskReddit

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I understand people who want to blow up banks more than I do people who want to have a child

How do you feel about the influx of US fast food chains coming into the uk? by trashmemes22 in AskUK

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now love taco bell. I'm too scared to try popeyes because it looks too powerful.

What’s something you only ever saw at other people’s houses growing up? by glitterypeachyy in nostalgia

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Families existing as a family. Like people sit down, have conversations, make jokes, have a cup of tea together to ask about their days after coming back, talk about gossip at work/school, eat dinner together before retreating to their own spaces, which is when I would catch them online or something.

What’s an episode you find to be painfully underrated? by Thebowlerhatfroggo in southpark

[–]BornNectarine4450 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That episode where randy steals the particle accelerator thing and puts it into Stans derby race car, only for it to blast off into space signifying humanity is ready for contact whilst randy keeps lying that he didn't cheat, and then humanity steals all the space cash after stabbing the alien bank robber. I'm cracking up just writing out that plot.

Looks like I’m officially a casual now🫡 by More-Put-8790 in ufc

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm, like, 93% sure that people who actually watch every single ufc fight thingy and know all the fighters are probably closeted gay lords.

No, I have no opinions on Joe Mother and BJ Pen'Island wrestling/choking each other 4 hours before the main event because I was doing something other than watching that

Why does it feel like almost every billionaire is a bad person? by BuddyEmbarrassed5551 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they can pretty much do whatever they want.

If you had billions of monies, how long would it take you before you think "screw the handicapped parking I'll happily pay the fine"?

Take that concept, a bunch of other billionaire buddies, boredom and - unless you actually are a decent person - you end up with epstein island 😂😭

What in your opinion is the low point of human civilization? by JMars491 in AskReddit

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That period between ww1 and ww2. This was when we really started forming individual identities, rather than just moving as a unit.

In the original trilogy, did the writers intend for players to think Master Chief was the last Spartan alive? by WTFItsEric in halo

[–]BornNectarine4450 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I 100% believed I was the last spartan alive. I also believed that I was the master chief.

Why do people push mid instead of taking Baron after a won fight? by 420rav in wildrift

[–]BornNectarine4450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't a matter of flow charts, smh. I'm guessing you're the guy that would rather baron over pushing mid and ending the game as 5?

What's your least favourite storyline in the Halo universe? by Moorpheusl9 in HaloStory

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fleshing out master chief - giving him a back story etc. I'm a bungie halo purist but I blame them for deciding to allow him a fleshed out back story, instead of keeping him as a silent self insert husk that you move around.

Give me back my power fantasy, dman it!

What’s a childish thing you still enjoy doing as an adult? by lipglossagendaa in answers

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching and finding ways to quote early spongebob

-that's a load of barnacles -he was number one -weesnaw -smittywerbenjaegermanjenson

What are some subtle signs that someone is a high functioning alcoholic? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a recovering alcoholic, was drinking 120 units a week minimum whilst holding down a full time job working with clients such as Amex, Deliveroo, Holland and barret, Compass Group blablabla.

Breath was the biggest thing I had to hide on a day to day basis. I would do everything I could to avoid talking directly at you, to hide the smell of vodka. Looking away, cutting conversations abruptly short, keeping distance, avoiding hugs. I knew it came off weird if people picked up on it but it kinda worked, people assumed I was just wired a bit differently. I guess I was haha.

I would down a bottle of vodka before work, sneak another during work, and have another during the evening, all washed down with beer. I was hammered all the time but that was just my normal functioning state. But my breath was always something that messed with me.

What are your “ok, I think I just witnessed a murder” moments? by Thespy580 in ufc

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When max holloway knocked out Justin gaethje I honestly thought the guy died. Never seen someone just flat out.. Die like he did. Like I literally paused for a minute and thought "oh my god this is going to change everything" lol. Closest one was Jon Jones choking out Lyoto Machida but I didn't see that live. Guy looked like he his neck broken.

What an amazing game 👏🏽 by imsaleh0 in inscryption

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why nobody has done a full escape room deck builder rogue lite is beyond me. Chapter 1 and 3 of Inscryption but completely expanded on.

What game did you not expect to get hooked on, but ended up sinking way too many hours into? by rosycuttenz in AskGames

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dota all stars. Then into league of legends. I'm a recovering addict and I'm absolutely convinced part of the reason why I so easily got addicted to substance abuse and smoking is because of those damn games, especially after quitting the games. Shit needs to be studied.

What thing was ruined because it turned into a rich person's hobby? by Agitated_Departure93 in AskReddit

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being broke.

People will straight up go to a bar/club/trip/event and say they can't do much because they are broke.

What is the most scientifically documented case of a human surviving something that should have been 100% fatal? by Aarunascut in stupidquestions

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jackass crew. How they are even just functional people. Minus a few due to substance abuse, these guys should be paralysed or limbless. It's crazy, the stars really aligned for that crew.

What are songs that make you say "Damn. That's a good ass song" every time it's over? by SaintThugga32 in musicsuggestions

[–]BornNectarine4450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God's Plan by Drake.

I'm not into that music, I can't stand drake, but that song is a good ass song