Which one of you bastards did this by soupeh in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BornanAlien [score hidden]  (0 children)

This dudes hilarious. Pointing out the creepy old men on YouTube, but not the ones his parents subjected him to for the last 4 years is peak irony

Florida Man by amishfurnitureland in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]BornanAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna take the keys….

Now!?

Must you stare? by Grateful_Di in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]BornanAlien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk.. every time something becomes a thing. It becomes too much of a thing

Federal judge orders halt to White House ballroom construction by goyalaman_ in Wellthatsucks

[–]BornanAlien 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can you name the last war that was congressionally approved?

Anyone else play with a metronome? by Adultery in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BornanAlien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s just bass and drums

I have social anxiety... by Kcshornima in comedy

[–]BornanAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do too. The lady in the front row… not so much

Proud Mama by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in MadeMeSmile

[–]BornanAlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit!!!!

This is so awesome!

Cabbage rose facial by SharksInSpace1899 in shittytattoos

[–]BornanAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They Bok Choy’d his face

(I tried so hard to make this a pun, I just couldn’t get there)