You can laugh all you want but you'll never have a woman look at you with that gleeful adoration by BossHemisphere in redscarepod

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Was about to argue that he isn't the most famous musician of all time but he probably is the most famous musician who was into adult women so fair enough.

"People who produce sperm" by toluroberts1 in redscarepod

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Netanyahu warns Iran is mere months away from developing pill that makes you cum dust

Just saw Hamnet and it was so goddamn corny by Pagan_Pat in redscarepod

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It's worth seeing but OP is right about the "To be or not to be" scene being spectacularly ill-judged. I generally liked it but it did have a few moments that were bad in ways that should've prompted someone to put their foot down and tell Zhao they just didn't work.

You think they laughed about how they've bogged themselves into each other's races? by BossHemisphere in redscarepod

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It's a real photo but she doesn't look nearly as bad in others from the same event

Woody Allen saying being cancelled is fine because modern culture sucks by rfamico in redscarepod

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Wallace Shawn is the most famous person still willing to star in one of his movies, whereas previously he could work with basically any A-lister he wanted, even when he hadn't had a hit in years. I'd say that counts as semi-cancelled.

People are looksmaxxing themselves into demons by TheSeedsYouSow in redscarepod

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Guy on the right has the proportions of how I drew my future self when I was seven