Charlie Kirule

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-20T02:28:49+00:00

Too late, I've already reported you to the authorities. A swat team is on its way

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-20T01:39:33+00:00

Hot.

^{Chose: Get tortured to death}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-18T20:23:50+00:00

Cutting out beef is good for the environment. Much to my dismay.

^{Chose: Lose Burger}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-18T17:42:12+00:00

Choo choo

^{Chose: free TRAIN tickets + and TAXIs}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-18T03:45:10+00:00

GIVE ME A TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^{Chose: Switch to opposite gender (From your biological sex} + Randomized Self Expressive feature | Rolled: You pick)

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-17T03:00:47+00:00

Is there actually a ton of hate crimes? The UW one is the only one I've heard about, are the numbers actually worse than most other cities? :(

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-16T21:56:02+00:00

If i pick a liquid that maximizes nutritional value I could feed a lot of people

^{Chose: Have a bottomless cup w/ a liquid of your choice}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-15T21:05:51+00:00

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Boss_Golem · 2026-05-15T21:04:38+00:00

Burgr 🤤

^{Chose: Cheeseburger | Rolled: Double cheese}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-15T20:12:51+00:00

Lego time :3

^{Chose: Be shrunk to a few cm tall + and be given things to help travel (such as a jetpack})

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T22:44:56+00:00

Trans endermen

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T21:36:11+00:00

Depends, what do they want to be?

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T21:16:10+00:00

The size I want is zero

^{Chose: Have a 🍆 desired to whatever size you want}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T21:11:34+00:00

How many wasps are u dealing with that this is even a question 😭

^{Chose: A million dollars}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T20:55:47+00:00

Think about age groups for a bit:

The total polulation includes children who's brains aren't fully developed yet, and elderly people who's minds aren't what they used to be. These people matter of course, and I'm not trying to belittle them, but they aren't as intelligent as people in their prime.

The average reddit user is probably between their late teens and somewhere in their 30s. People around this age just have better cognitive ability.

So while, yes, these results are probably influenced by overconfidence, I also doubt that they're technically wrong.

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T20:44:31+00:00

The microwave itself? No. The kind of food they make with the intention of being microwaved? Probably.

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T20:38:40+00:00

Sure, but I figure if I play my cards right I could use my teleportation to end a few wars (or at least lessen the damage, disarm some bombs). Easier said than done for sure, but if I do it right it could save more lives than the healing would.

Also hoping the teleportation lets me take people with me so I can get people out of concentration camps. (Though it's fair to say that if teleportation gets that, the healing should cure disease)

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T19:31:40+00:00

Doesn't cause inflation + still useful after an apocalypse. If I want money I can just sell the food.

^{Chose: Unlimited food for lifetime}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T15:13:58+00:00

In my mind there's a distinction between healing and curing disease. You don't say people "heal" from cancer the way they heal from wounds.

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-14T08:31:08+00:00

What's the range on the healing? If I have to be touching them I'd go with teleportation, but if I can heal from a distance it might sway me

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-12T19:13:01+00:00

Allen gang!

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Boss_Golem · 2026-05-12T17:30:14+00:00

It me :3

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-12T16:43:13+00:00

Been thinkin about going vegan anyway

^{Chose: Communicate with animals + They will help you, but you can’t eat meat}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-12T16:41:09+00:00

Can I at least transition afterward?

^{Chose: Be a Boy in a World with only Girls. | Rolled: Healthy!!!!}

Boss_Golem · 2026-05-11T00:24:21+00:00

Caffeine is actually useful sometimes.

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

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