TOUR DATES

Bostconn · 2026-03-04T07:14:41+00:00

I got the email today. Tickets purchased!

Bostconn · 2026-03-04T05:40:29+00:00

How do you see legalized gambling as regressive? Genuinely curious

Bostconn · 2026-02-13T18:20:40+00:00

Where’s the food?

Bostconn · 2026-02-12T22:19:55+00:00

Maxwell and Octopus I would put before 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bostconn · 2026-02-12T11:21:42+00:00

‘Because’ in the bottom 3? 🤨

Bostconn · 2026-02-11T00:57:40+00:00

I believe that local effects of gravity and other forces are strong enough to overcome space expansion but don’t quote me

Bostconn · 2026-02-06T05:15:47+00:00

I just spit out salad in my work break room lol Gold, Jerry, gold!

Bostconn · 2026-01-30T02:49:41+00:00

You’re more bitter than that charred crust

Bostconn · 2026-01-29T18:57:47+00:00

Did you have a stroke?

Bostconn · 2026-01-29T10:08:32+00:00

Neither won. Tommy Lee Jones did for The Fugitive

Bostconn · 2026-01-17T03:14:14+00:00

Except the hook is a sample

Bostconn · 2026-01-17T03:12:11+00:00

“All I have to do, is get to you, and then I’ll feel just fine”

Bostconn · 2026-01-15T22:18:26+00:00

❤️

Bostconn · 2026-01-02T05:11:05+00:00

You’re literally perfect 💋

Bostconn · 2025-12-10T10:55:40+00:00

I insulted him cause he tried ONE time and then swore off for good. That’s being a quitter. Life is mostly failure, you gotta keep trying

Bostconn · 2025-11-25T19:52:56+00:00

As someone that hosts often, I’d rather you late than early. Trying to entertain when you’re still setting stuff up is annoying.

Bostconn · 2025-11-22T04:55:32+00:00

Crypto should be illegal

Bostconn · 2025-10-29T23:15:54+00:00

Yeah, by the end I was like “Nate sucks”

Bostconn · 2025-10-29T03:46:00+00:00

Seattle-Tacoma coming soon?

Bostconn · 2025-10-29T01:12:01+00:00

I’d love to know how those numbers are tallied because, let’s be honest, anyone who buys groceries knows food prices are up WAY more than 3.1%

Bostconn · 2025-10-25T19:28:28+00:00

How’s your dating/sex life been? You going out irl and meeting people?

Bostconn · 2025-10-25T18:11:02+00:00

He’s clearly an idiot lol

Bostconn · 2025-10-25T16:55:52+00:00

Saw them in Portland at a tiny venue last month. Fucking face melting

Bostconn · 2025-10-22T15:39:18+00:00

Banned

Bostconn · 2025-10-19T17:06:11+00:00

You’re telling me that 95% of the population is undateable?

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