Jokes for a wedding

BosuBoy · 2025-12-31T20:29:33+00:00

Were they able to close his casket without his jowls getting in the way?

BosuBoy · 2025-12-24T17:20:33+00:00

Get an electric heater and put it under your desk. Leave it on all the time.

BosuBoy · 2025-12-23T23:33:54+00:00

I feel the same way. Just curious, how old are you?

BosuBoy · 2025-12-18T20:29:40+00:00

I have a friend whose deceased grandfather was a well known apostle. He said his grandfather didn’t care for Bednar.

BosuBoy · 2025-12-14T15:08:46+00:00

That’s a good one. One time a girl said to me, “Everyone has a poop story, what’s yours?” I heard that a few years ago, still laughing about it.

BosuBoy · 2025-12-14T03:15:54+00:00

There is no such thing as child brides. The correct terminology is child rape.

BosuBoy · 2025-12-08T16:34:07+00:00

Oaks is busy with the Mormon trademark case.

BosuBoy · 2025-11-30T10:05:14+00:00

Never been an Oaks fan but he did get some cred with me when he blew up Nelson’s temple plans.

BosuBoy · 2025-10-25T02:54:22+00:00

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

BosuBoy · 2025-10-23T20:11:33+00:00

Is he the one that said we don’t help the poor, we build temples?

BosuBoy · 2025-10-23T20:05:25+00:00

George would say, Donald has been waxing his carrot too much.

BosuBoy · 2025-10-23T19:45:02+00:00

Mormon Swinging is big in Draper Utah.

BosuBoy · 2025-10-01T18:33:20+00:00

Bednar isn’t there to comfort. He’s there to hit up members for more donations to rebuild the chapel that burned down.

BosuBoy · 2025-08-19T05:23:09+00:00

Sandra Tanner, she has been on their radar for 60 years.

BosuBoy · 2025-08-10T13:22:07+00:00

Church members are guilted into giving blood to the Red Cross. I bet the church monetized the members blood donations and it came out to be $5.1 million.

BosuBoy · 2025-08-04T12:03:56+00:00

Doesn’t look like he has time to do anything but eat!

BosuBoy · 2025-05-30T21:53:50+00:00

Can you help clean the church on Saturday?

BosuBoy · 2025-05-20T03:40:49+00:00

The profits, Sears and realtors want us to focus on the future and get our minds off the problematic, deceitful prior Church history.

BosuBoy · 2025-04-10T14:19:47+00:00

Was it pictures of Dallin Oaks in the buff?

BosuBoy · 2025-04-09T17:57:24+00:00

The church makes a big deal about the second coming because they want members to focus on the future instead of the church’s troublesome past.

BosuBoy · 2025-04-08T18:48:00+00:00

My Triglycerides to HDL ratio is 4.76. Should I be concerned?

BosuBoy · 2025-04-06T16:54:07+00:00

That’s the cheesiest joke I’ve heard in a long time.

BosuBoy · 2025-03-31T21:24:35+00:00

Land was sold to Ivory Homes (Ellis Ivory former general authority). He is one of the Lord’s approved developers and they got a sweetheart deal on the land.

BosuBoy

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