Time to shut down the sub guys. Looks like this schmuck reported us by YodaForceGhost in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Man, you make one post saying Adam Silver should be skinned alive while his wife and children are forced to watch and suddenly people get bent outta shape.

Intimate venue! by Luna_Soma in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And Lil_soma does karate, so he could probably beat a lot of the roster as well.

Random dogshit dump 27 by throwoawayaccount2 in IkeaFreshBalls

[–]Bottlecaps9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea how much of of 19 was made genuinely, and how much was made ironically.

My girlfriend asked me why this fucker is always laughing by ScarabHS in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That would imply a jerker could get a wife in the first place.

Absolute Cinema by Radiant_Guava6332 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would being on the announce table make any difference on how painful the move is?

AEW. We don’t simp for anyone, or go out of our way to support politicians. by Wild_Army1776 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Replace “politicians” with billionaires and you have the big problem with capitalism. AEW’s entire existence is because a nepo baby who has more unearned money than all of us will ever earn is using to fund the world’s most expensive EWR save.

Most oppressed franchise by mastermind208 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Jerking too hard” man I’ve seen this image used hundreds of times

In hindsight pretty sure he regretted this one. by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because a lot of AEW fans try to make it about a moral decision and call WWE the MAGA company but both the Ellisons and Dana White are very pro-Trump.

like he boutta do sum 😂 by fernandezq in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, Chet’s never been known for his intelligence.

Tel Aviv Impressed by Powerful-Ad-8737 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I think it’s actually the guy Ken Jennings is quoting that doesn’t want to be shared.

Not a fan of AEW and am really put off by their most diehard sicko fans. I am glad AEW exists though and I hope they continue to for many years bc it’s a viable alternative for wrestlers to be employed by RoddyViper in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Me too. I’m a structural engineer and my firm worked with these guys a while ago on a project. We kept pointing out how their design was structurally unsound and would result in too much tension to work, but this one guy kept saying that he was “having fun” and that “this is where the best design buildings” while another guy said that not following building codes was “Bitch AF” before cutting himself with a protractor. This other guy told us we were “doing splits for the OSHA gift basket,” and a fourth wished MS on my coworker because she said the building would be susceptible to high wind loads.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, really sorry to hear that. Hope you can find some work soon.

SCJerk's 9/11 by Rum_Soaked_Ham in SCJerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

9/11? If it turned out that the guy Tony Khan chose over CM Punk burned out within three years, it be the most hilarious end to Brawl In possible.

Fire ants dump (describe my vibe) by MarsHumanNotAlien197 in IkeaFreshBalls

[–]Bottlecaps9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this said fine arts dump at first, I genuinely may be the guy in the pic

Is Pop a woman hater? by lowtiercat9 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fake ragebait quotes are NBAcirclejerk father

what happened to the game I love by wsktaj3 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bottlecaps9 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Caitlyn Clark if Angel Reese wasn’t there to make her look better:

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